*LIKE, TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS, KAY?*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

 

 

(The spy world isn't what it used to be....)

 

 

CCST3K’s Magical MSTery Tour Productions Presents…

 

"TOTALLY SPIES THEATER 3000"  (SEASON ONE)

 

EPISODE 5: NADESICO NEEDS COOKS!

 

 (A Martian Successor Nadesico MSTing)

 

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

 

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. 

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.                                             

 

“Totally Spies” is the property of Marathon Animation.

 

Diana Lombard and any references to “Martin Mystery” are the property of Alfredo Castelli and (surprise!) Marathon Animation.

 

“Martian Successor Nadesico” is the property of Kia Asaymiya and Xebec Animation.

 

 Nadesico Needs Cooks!” is the property of Tokyo Chrunching Mike and he’s welcome to it.

I do not intend to offend him by making fun of his work like this but

I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does.  Think of this as another form of C&C.  ;)

 

 
(Cue "Totally Spies Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)
 
In the not-too-distant future,

Way down in WOOHP 13

There was a guy named Jerry,

Who had brand new scheme.

He had some spies who drove him nuts,

So he used a plan, which took some guts.

He made them all his new test case.

So he crammed them in a rocket

And he shot them into space!!

 

(Clover: JERRRRYYYYY!!!!)

 

(Sam and Alex: Get us DOWN!!)

 

Oh, we’ll send them crappy fanfics,

The worst we can find (la, la, la)

And they’ll have to sit and read them all

And we’ll monitor their minds. (la, la, la)

 

Now keep in mind the spies can’t control,

Where the fanfics begin or end (la, la, la)

So they’ll try to keep their sanity

Until this series ends.

 

SPY GIRL ROLL CALL:

 

Diana:

“I’m not even in this show!”

 

Alex:

“Hi, there!”

 

Sam:

“The smart one.”

 

CLOOOOOOOVER!!

“As if.”

 

If you’re wondering how they eat and breathe,

And other science facts (la, la, la)

Then repeat to yourself:

*It’s just a show!*

I should really just relax

For TOTALLY SPIES THEATER 3000!

 

(Sam, Alex and Clover: What-EVER!)

 

**

 

[SATELLITE OF SPIES]

 

<It’s another day on the Satellite of Spies. Sam, Alex and Clover, however, are busy searching the Satellite for their fourth crew member>

 

Clover: Blast it… Where the hell is Mandy?!

 

Alex: Well, she can’t have gotten off the satellite.

 

Sam: Well, she could have, but then she’d be dead.

 

Clover: Let’s not hope for that much.

 

<Suddenly, an odd blue portal opens up above them. A mystery girl falls through and lands fairly ungracefully on her butt. The portal then closes.>

 

Girl:<rubbing her backside> Oww

 

<The girl stands up. She’s wearing jeans and a pinkish purple sweatshirt. She has green eyes and long dark brown hair. She looks considerably more casual that the fashion conscious trio.>

 

Girl: Hey… This isn’t Toronto

 

<The spies stand stunned for a moment.>

 

Sam: Uhh… Excuse me? Who are you?

 

Girl:<turns toward them> Hm…? Oh. My name is Diana. Diana Lombard. And you are…?

 

Sam: I’m Sam. And this is Alex and Clover.

 

Diana:<looking at their spy suits> What’s with the body suits? Did I stumble into an aerobics class?

 

Alex: No, silly! This is a spy satellite!

 

Clover and Sam: ALEX!

 

Diana: Spy satellite?!

 

<A button on the console flashes.>

 

Clover: Maybe Jerry can straighten this out. <smack button>

 

 **

[WOOHP 13]

 

Jerry: Good afternoon, ladies. And how are you today?

 

Alex:<over intercom> Not so good, Jerry. First Mandy disappears and now someone else pops in out of nowhere.

 

Jerry: Oh, dear… Well, I did have Mandy shipped back to Beverly Hills. But, I don’t know about your visitor.

 

Diana:<over intercom> I’m Diana Lombard, I’m an agent with the Center in Quebec City.

 

Sam, Alex and Clover:<over intercom> WHAT?!

 

Clover:<over intercom> Another spy?

 

Diana:<over intercom> I’m afraid your satellite’s signal misrouted our transportation portal system.

 

Jerry: Well… This is a fix… I’ll look into it immediately. Oh, in the meantime, I have another story for you girls to read.

 

Sam, Alex and Clover:<over intercom> WHAT?!

 

Jerry: Relax. It’s just a short. And it’s called ‘Nadesico Needs Cooks!’ Enjoy it if you can, girls.

 

<Jerry smacks a button>

 

**

[SATELLITE OF SPIES]

 

Diana: Did I miss something?

 

Clover: Well…

 

<Alarms and sirens go off.>

 

Clover: Oh, nevermind

 

Sam: WE’VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!

 

(Door 6: It’s Clover’s walk-in closet. The doors slide open and you walk through.)

 

(Door 5: It’s Sam’s front door. She forgot her key so Alex needs to use a hairpin to pick the lock.)

 

(Door 4: It’s the spies’ wardrobe. You spend twenty minutes trying to find your way to the other side.)

 

(Door 3: It’s a waterfall. The girls freeze it and smash through.)

 

(Door 2: It’s a mirror. Once you pry the girls away from checking their makeup, you move on.)

 

(Door 1: It’s a trap door. You fall through it.)

 

(Door .7: The camera pans downward to a giant ‘WHOOP’ logo. The second ‘O’ opens up and you walk through..)

 

               Sam, Alex and Clover take their seats in the front row.

 

>Hello there readers!!! This is the authors pre story time to say junk. JUNK!!!

 

Alex:<author> JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNK!!

 

Sam: The author’s on a slow boat to China?

 

>K anywho. This is my first fanfic so don't expect it to be good or anything....

Clover:<author> Hell, I’m not even trying here.


>Legal stuff....I own Nadesico (well the boxed set at least) , but not the rights or anything like that. It's owned by Xebec some other companies and also ADV. >Hah now I can't be sued!!!!

Sam:<author> Legal immunity! Booyaka!


>K here goes it!!

 

Alex: Goes what? This guy can’t even make it though his intro without stumbling over his sentences.

 

>_______________________________________________________________________

Clover:<police officer> Okay, now try walking along this line.


>"AKKKIIIITTTTOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

 

Sam: STELLLLLLLLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

>"Where are you Akito-kun!!???" "Oh AKITO!!!!" Bellowed the blue haired captian of the Nergal owned battleship Nadesico.

 

Alex: Gee… Who could that be?

 

Sam: Well, depending on the time frame it’s either Yurika or Ruri.

 

Clover: No, you’re thinking of the “captain”, this is the “captian”.

 

>"Come on please try just a little bit" she said.

Alex:<Akito> But using whipped cream like that can’t be sanitary!

 

Sam: Alex…


>As this yelling was going on, the victim of Captian Yurika Mitsamaru's love

 

Clover: I think there are a lot of fanboys who wouldn’t mind being such a “victim”.

 

>was busy trying to hide away so he wouldn't have to taste her horrible cooking.

 

Alex: Akane Tendo, Misato Katsuragi and now Yurika?

 

Sam: Why do anime girls either cook brilliantly or terribly?

 

>"I mean I love her and all, but I just can't stand her cooking" thought Akito Tenkawa,

 

Clover:<Yurika> I’ve finally mastered Anthy Himimiya’s recipe for curry!

 

>Estavales pilot and cook extraodanaire....

Alex: I’ll have a double cheeseburger with extra odanaire.

 

>"Mister Tenkawa, what are you doing hiding under the navagations console??" asked the golden eyed 12 year old, Ruri Hashino.

 

Sam: Hey! She’s a Bond movie!

 

Clover: Either that or she’s a cat.

 

Alex: Think she’s related to Ruri *Hoshino*?

 

>"Ummmm...I lost a can of tomato sauce and I thought I saw it roll under here!!" Akitos replied.

 

Sam: There’s more than one of him?!

 

Alex: See what happens when you leave Ritsuko and Gendo on the loose?

 

>"You are not very good at lying mister Tenkawa" said Ruri. "Ummm" mumbled Akito.

Clover: Rei AyanamiRuri Hoshino… Separated at birth?

 

Sam: Seeing as Rei was created in a test tube, I doubt it.

 

Alex: There is a disturbing resemblance to Kula Diamond too, but we’ll leave that for another day.


>"Akito!!!" "AKKIIITTOOO!!!!! "Where are you Akito dear?!?!?"

 

Sam:<singing> Akito-kito-kun, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now.

 

>Came a voice that was steadily getting closer. "Please Ruri, you have to hide me" Akito begged..."I'm to young to die!!"

 

Alex: ARGHHH!! Gene Simmons movie… Hermaphrodite… Brain bleeding!!

 

>"Well I might help you Aki-" "Oh there you are darling Akito!!!"

 

Clover: Yurika’s dialogue by Lum.

 

>Interrupted Yurika as she ran into the room with a plate full of something that couldn't ever be called food.

 

Sam: She was bringing him McDonald’s?

 

Alex:<Yurika> You deserve a break today, Akito.

 

>"Would you try some of my cooking??" "I made it just for you honey!!" said the always enthusiastic captian.

 

Clover: She made it for his honey? So… she made it for herself? I don’t get it.

 

>"Well I guess I'll just have to eat it or I'll make Yurika really sad" thought Akito.

 

Alex: He just wants to protect his source of booty.

 

Sam: Alex…

 

>"Ummm...Sure I'll try some Yurika," Akito mumbled.

Alex: See! He wants some Yurika!

 

Sam: Alex!


>Akito gulped, plugged his nose, and slowly brought the spoon to his mouth. As the spoon was inching closer to his mouth he was praying

 

Clover: The spoon is moving by itself now?

 

>"God please, please keep me alive" "If I live through this I'll devote my life to you or something." The spoon kept on getting closer and closer to his mouth.

 

<All hum the “Jaws” theme>

 

>It finally found its way into his mouth...

 

Alex: Lemon Trigger!

 

Sam and Clover: ALEX!

 

>"D'you like it Akito??" "Do you??" "Do you??" Yurika asked. Akito didn't reply because he was on the ground choking.

Sam:<Yurika> Damn… I knew I should have taken the bones out first.


>"I suggest that we get a doctor here immediatly" Ruri said. But Yurika didn't hear because she was too busy fretting over her dear Akito, who at the moment was >lying on the ground and turning many different and strange colors.

 

Clover: Akito. Taste the rainbow!

 

>"Idiots" thought Ruri. "I shall get the doctors for Akito, Captain Mistamaru," said Ruri....
>
>A FEW DAYS LATER...

Alex:<Gary Shandling> Okay, a few days just passed.


>"Huh where am I??" Mumbled Akito as he woke up.

 

Sam:<Arch Hall Jr.> Who am I? What am I looking for?

 

>He looked around and noticed that he was in the sick bay with a lot of tubes, IV's and such hooked up to

>him. "What happened??" "Why am I in the sick bay??" Akito asked himself.

 

Clover:<Akito> What is the meaning of life? What is the air speed of an African swallow?

 

>"He's awake!!!" "He's awake!!" screeched Akito's fellow Estavales pilot, the red haired Hikaru Amano.

Alex: Not to be confused with Hikaru Shidou.


>Immediatly many other crewmembers he knew came piling in. "We thought you were going to die, Akito!" Some shouted.

 

Sam: “We were really hoping you would!” shouted others.

 

> "Were so happy that you woke up Tenkawa!" Said others.

Clover:<others> We haven’t had a decent meal in a week!


>Yurika was in her room crying her heart out when she got the news that he was awake and quickly recovering...Almost instantaneously Yurika was was in the sick >bay trying to push her way thruogh the crowd.

Alex:<Yurika> Coming through!<THUMP!> Make way! <SHOVE!>


>As Yurika was pushing her way through the crowd, Ms. Inez was busy explaining what happened to the bedridden pilot/cook. "And we found out that besides >being extremely nasty tasting you were almost deathly allergic to some of the ingredients that were found in the so called "food" finished Ms. Frizange.

Sam: You know what I’m deathly allergic to? Authors who can’t use quotation marks properly.


>I'm so sorry Akito-kun!!!! "Sorry!!!" I'm so sorry could you ever forgive me dear Akito?? Pleaded Yurika as tears filled her eyes. "Oh Akito I'm so sorry!!!" >"Sorry Akito!" Yurika kept on saying.

 

Clover: You think she’s sorry?

 

Alex: I don’t know. It’s hard to tell.

 

>Akito was finding it hard to stay angry with her.

 

Sam: Gee… Maybe that’s because she’s Yurika Misumaru and he’s a heterosexual male.

 

>In fact he was finding it hard to keep from laughing at her antics. He finally found the willpower to keep from laughing and said "I'll forgive you only if you let me >give you some cooking lessons."

Clover: Oh great… We’re on a collision course with wackiness.


>_______________________________________________________________________

Alex: Tear along line to release plot.


>That's all for now folks!!!! Tell me how I did k??? Yeah I might have miss-spelled a few of the chars names...Sorry if I did. Please R&R K??

Sam: Also RSVP ASAP to YMCA.


>Tokyo Chrunching Mike

 

Clover: You know you’re in trouble when the author misspells his own name.

 

>Pustahw dudes?? Well I'm doing another chapter...I hope it turns out good. Please R&R k??

Alex: After reading this *I’ll* need some R&R.


>Well seeing as this is my first fanfic don't expect to be really good or anything...Yeah I have no idea what the storyline is going to be...I'll just come up with it as I >go along :)

Sam:<heavy sarcasm> Well after *that* build up, who *wouldn’t* want to read this?


>Legal stuff: Nadesico rights don't belong to me it belongs to Xebec and some other companies :-(

Clover:<author> And that is why I am sad.

>______________________________________________________________________

Alex: This is as good as the fic gets, folks.

 

>"Ohhh Akito I'm done!!!!!" Yurika screeched happily. "Please God let this at least be edible" Akito prayed. "Ok I'll come over and try it, just wait a second" Akito >said after finishing his prayer.

Sam: Why doesn’t she try it first herself?

 

Clover: That would really avoid some pain and suffering in the anime community if more characters took that advice.


>After walking over there he slowly inched the spoon closer to his mouth and hoped it wouldn't be a repeat of the last time he tried the captians cooking. He finally >put the spoon in his mouth and was surprised when he didn't start choking. It actually didn't taste that bad!!!! Akito was amazed.

Alex: So am I. I think we just saw the setup for the fic crumble into dust.


>"I guess that my cooking lessons paid off" he said.

Clover: Not in the sense of a plot development or humorous situations or anything like that.


>After a few more weeks of cooking lessons Yurika Mitsamaru actually became a good cook. Nowhere near Akito or Ms. Howmei of course...But she was good.

Alex: Akito would know more about that part.

 

Sam: Alex…


>Word got around quickly on the Nadesico about the captians amazing new ability she had gained. Everybody was talking about the strange transformation of the >captian's cooking abilities.

Clover: WONDERTWIN COOKING POWERS… ACTIVATE!!


>Akito was also getting a lot of attention seeing as he was the one who had tought her how to cook. Many people who had tasted her food before she learned how >to cook were thanking Akito. A few of them said that they'd even be willing to take a bullet for him. Yes Akito had become hero now for saving the crew from >Yurika's old cooking "skills."

Sam: Are you saying that Yurika used to be a lousy cook? Because I didn’t catch it the first TWENTY-SIX TIMES!


>A FEW DAYS LATER.....

Alex:<Gary Shandling> Okay, a few more days just passed.


>"HEY TENKAWA WATCH OUT!!!!"

 

All: FOR SNAKES!!!

 

>Ryoko Subara screamed as Akito dodged the huge beam that came from a Gekigan type battle robot. "Wheeoow that was close" "hey thanks Ryoko" Said the >lucky pilot. "I'm going to teach that jerk a lesson!!!" Akito yelled to no-one in particular as he dived down at the Geki-class bot...

Clover: …the hell?!

 

Sam:<John Cleese> And now for something completely different…


>"Hey Akito that was some good piloting out there" Ryoko said as they left their Estavelez. "Thanks Ryoko" Akito replied. "Umm...I was >wondering...sinceyoutoughtYurikahowtocook wouldyouteachme??" Ryoko mumbled. "Huh?? What'd you say??" "I said would you teach me to cook!!" >"Ah...umm..sure." "Ok tomorrow at eight then?" said Ryoko. "Uhh sure whatever Ryoko."

Alex:<Akito> Bring Ayeka and Sasami with you too.


>Oh man what have I gotten myself into?? Yurika is going to so mad at me...I mean this is almost a date.

 

Sam: Maybe you should have thought of that *before*, bright guy.

 

>Akito thought as he got prepared for Ryoko's lesson. Hey Tenkawa I'm here!!" She loudly announced as she entered the kitchen. "Oh hey Ryoko...You ready for >your lesson??" "Yeah that's why I'm here idiot." "Oh yeah."

 

Clover:<Ryoko> I can see why Yurika likes him so much.

 

>Akito had had his back facing her and when he turned around it was all he could do to keep from laughing.
>
>Ryoko looked almost exactly like Ms. Howmei...

Sam: Uhhh… I’d find that more disturbing than amusing.

 

Alex: She’s a shapeshifter!


>TBC.......... ===============================================================
>
>This one was pretty short...Yeah I procrastenate (sp) to much...I wonder if I'll ever finish this up.??....Heck I wonder if anyone has actually read >this.....Roaaaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!!!! SScreechhhhh!!!!!! Boom!!! Pow!!! Zocko!!! Holy nonsence Batman!!!!!!!! Hol miss-spelled words Batman!!!!!!

Clover: Mike, you’ve got to stop dropping acid when writing.


>Kayloveyoubyebye!!! (animaniacs referance)
>

>"Oh no it Mikezilla!!!" Scrame the innocent masses as Tokyo was being destroyed by a giant longhaired sixteen (17 in Nov) year old male anime fan.

Sam: It’s like Dr. Thinker got all hopped up on uppers.

 

<The girls stand up.>


>        >>----------(*_*)------->
>
>        ------TOKYO CHRUNCHING MIKE------

 

Alex: Bringing you pain since twenty minutes ago…

 

<They exit the theater.>

 

**

<Diana, who seems considerably less distressed, is sitting with her feet on the control console and casually sipping a soda and reading a magazine as the girls exit the theater.>

 

Diana:<looking over at them> That was quick.

 

Alex: Yeah. It’s kinda like ripping off a band-aid fast instead of slowly.

 

Clover: What-EVER, Alex. Let’s just see if Jerry has figured out what to do with our *guest*.

 

<Diana glares slightly at Clover as she hits the button>

 

**

[WOOHP 13]

 

Jerry: Hello there, girls.

 

Clover:<over intercom> Jerry, any idea what we’re going to do with Diana.

 

Jerry: Unfortuately, The Center won’t confirm or deny anything until WOOHP confirms or denies that we have her.

 

Sam:<over intercom> So… what does that mean?

 

Jerry:<shrugs> Until we get things sorted out, she’s stuck there.

 

Diana:<over intercom> WHAT?!

 

Jerry: Ta-ta, ladies. <smacks a button>

 

**

[SATELLITE OF SPIES]

 

Diana: WAIT A SECOND…

 

Alex: Well, if she’s stuck here, she may as well stay for the experiments.

 

Diana: Huh?!

 

Sam: Yeah.

 

Clover: Works for me.

 

Diana: No! Wait….

 

<Diana leans on the button>

 

 

 

                                \     |     /

                                 \    |    /

                                  \   |   /

                                   \  |  /

                                    \ | /

                                     \|/

                           -------FWOOOOSH!!-------

                                     /|\

                                    / | \

                                   /  |  \

                                  /   |   \

                                 /    |    \

                                /     |     \

 

 

Diana: Why me…?!

              

THE REAL END

 

(The “Totally Spies” closing theme plays)

 

 

Starring The Voices Of:

 

               Jennifer Hale as Sam/Magic Voice

 

               Andrea Taylor as Clover

 

               Katie Leigh as Alex

 

               and

 

               Kelly Sheridan as Diana Lombard

 

               with

 

               Jess Harnell as Jerry

 

**

[CARDCAPTOR SCHLUETER’S NOTES]

 

CANADIANS WIN THE WORLD CUP OF HOCKEY!!! WHOOOO!!!

 

Okay, now that I’m done with that, I’d just like to take a moment to explain this little mid-season cast replacement to those who actually read TST3K.

For the last four episodes I kinda shoved Mandy off to the side because I had no clue what to do with her. By an odd coincidence, one day while channel surfing I came across a show that I thought was “Totally Spies”, but turned out to be a show called “Martin Mystery” based very loosely on the French comic book by Alfredo Castelli (published in English by Dark Horse). (To give you an idea of how loose the translation is, Diana Lombard in the comic was Martin’s fiancée. In the show, she’s his step-sister [!!]) Since both show were made by Marathon, I decided to replace Mandy with Diana. I should note that “Martin Mystery” takes place entirely in Canada. This may be part of why I like it so much. ^-^

 

Until next time,

 

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

 

**

 

Season One:

 

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

     (Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

 

Season Two:

 

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

 

            Season Three

           

            21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

            22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

            23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

            24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

            25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

            26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

     (Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

28) The Ranma ½ Cast Does CCS-A Ranma ½/CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Matthew Cline

29) Megamon X-A Pokemon/Megaman X Fic By Brock Shale

30) Hotaru Goes To Hogwarts-A Sailor Moon/Harry Potter Fic By Saturn Angels

             

            Season Four

           

            31) The Bubblehead, The Jerk And The High School-A Sailor Moon/Gundam Wing Fic By Jayde Summers

                               (w/ short True Search-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By SparkleOfEnergyHeidi)

            32) Find You Again-A Vision Of Escaflowne Fic By winged angel

            33) The XXX Files-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Reanna R. King

            34) First Release-A CardCaptor Sakura/Ranma ½ Fic By Wishbringer

            35) Bubblegum Card-Ep. 3.1415-A Bubblegum Crisis/X-Men Fic By Kris Overstreet            

            36) The Black Hole-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

            37) If You Only Knew-An Angelic Layer Fic By LRPLI Little Rabbit

                               (w/ short  Teaching Aeris-A Final Fantasy VII Fic By Sirius Dogstar)

            38) Asuka Vs. Godzilla-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Austin Covello

            39) Sakura’s Story-A Street Fighter Alpha Fic By RanmaSolo1

 

 

            Deep Fried SPAM: 

           

            1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net

            2) Now Offering For Your “Sensitive” Delight… New And Improved!

            3) Why RPGs Should Be Severely Censored And Devoid Of Character Development

           

            Specials:

-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea    

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 1-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 2-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-X-01: The Beginning-A Manga Translation By TonghyunVajra” Kim and Edited By Iain Sinclair (MSTed with April Hamilton)

              

            Other MSTings:

            Totally Spies Theater 3000:

            Season One:

 

1)      What If Meowth Was A Girl?-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

2)      Sailor Trigger-A Sailor Moon/Chrono Trigger Fic By Sailor Koban

                   (w/ short BB Hood’s Rampage-A DarkStalkers Fic By FlamingSmileyFace)

3)      Believe-A Street Fighter Fic By Blackjack Gabianni

4)      Beverly Hills Zombie-A Totally Spies Fic By A Psychedelic Leviathan and The Fighting Jesus

5)      Nadesico Needs Cooks!-A Martian Successor Nadesico Fic By Tokyo Chrunching Mike

 

 

            The CCST3K Magical MSTery Mini-Series Collection:

 

            Li Clan Chronicles:

            1) Obsession (Part 1)-A CardCaptor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

 

            Dead Or Alive: Xtreme Fanfic MSTing:

            1) Megaman Legends Trilogy-A Megaman Legends/Misadventures of Tron Bonne Fic By Ian Jenkins



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