Summaries of Suffering,

A MiST from Ciircee and Chelle-sama,

Done in the fine style of CardCaptor Schlueter, Aka Syaoran-kun

Disclaimer/legal issues: We don't own MST3K, Card Captor Sakura, CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun) {He's the owner of our inspiration--Card Captor Theater!}, or any of the stories, summaries or authors herein. We have not read any of the stories which have summaries listed here. Think of it as C&C on how to write a decent summary. And for goodness sake, check out Schlueter's MiSTs. Go, damn it, go now!

It's the not-too-distant future,

at about Four-thirty A.M.

There was this group of teenagers

Trapped out in Space and in the Sea

Their families thought they should get them back

But they walked into Hiiragizawa's trap

They tried to ground Evil Eriol,

But he escaped into his hideout

And he locked them in his house!!!!

All: (Let us Out!)

We'll send them crappy summaries

The worst we can find (lalala)

They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (lalala)

Now keep in mind they can't control

When the summaries begin or end (lalala)

Because Grandfather used those special parts

To order pizza in!

CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:

Fujitaka:

Sakura-san!

Terada:

Everybody take their seats!

Grandfather:

Don't you boys touch my granddaughter!

Sonooooomi!!!

When I get out of here...

If you’re wondering how they eat and breathe

And other science facts (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself

*They're still in Tomoeda!*

You should really just relax

For (Spin-off!) Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

@$^%!

Deep 13

Evil Doctor extraordinaire, Hiiragizawa Eriol slammed his way into his top-secret hideout. "Spinel!" he roared, "Get the Digi-destined on the line!"

TV's Spinel Sun rolled over. "I don't have to. They've been calling all morning," he yawned.

Eriol twitched. "What do they want, now?"

"Something about the laundry," TV's Ruby Moon wandered into the room. "Do we have any more ribbon? And uh, if a 747 jetliner calls...I'm not in. Dr. H? Your vein is throbbing again."

"You, stay right where you are," he told his assistant. He hit the button to open the hex field, "As for you four..." His mouth sagged as the screen open to reveal three sheet-clad adults. "ACK!"

"Why you mangy, rotten, good-for-nothing..." on the screen, Sonomi was shaking her fist. "I can't believe I'm reduced to wearing your lousy, one hundred-eighty thread count sheets..."

Ruby Moon nodded. "Yeah, that's it. She's been saying that all morning."

Sinking into his big, evil-looking chair, Eriol relaxed with a sigh. "Ah, now here's a sight to warm the cockles of my heart." He pushed his glasses up with a smirk. "Enjoying our new clothes?"

Terada wandered into view. "Hiiragizawa-san!" He was wearing a bright orange, standard issue jumpsuit. "I can't thank you enough for the new wardrobe. Our old things were getting...unfit...to wear after the first week," he beamed. "And these have so many pockets! What are the tools for, might I ask?"

Eriol laughed ominously, "Why, to fix things around the mansion, Sensei."

"Why you...!" Sonomi leapt at Terada.

*&%$@

The Family Room of Decidedly Warm Feelings

"Settle down, Sonomi-kun!" Fujitaka caught her before she could rip Terada's face off.

"We agreed!" she struggled. "We agreed not to wear those hideous things. How are we going to force him to have our things laundered if we have a traitor in our midst?"

Grandfather glared at Fujitaka. "You just take your hands off of her, boy."

"She'll kill Terada," Fujitaka warned.

Terada smiled. "I'm sure we can talk things out. Daidouji-san...these suits are really comfortable. And only ninety-five percent polyester!" He ran a hand down his arm, smiling. "The rest of it's lycra! Feel how nice it is!" he offered her his arm.

"You're God's punishment for loving my own cousin, aren't you?" Sonomi questioned, shaking off Fujitaka and stalking to the hex screen. "YOU!" she pointed at Eriol, who was watching with a malicious smile. "You will have somebody come to pick up our clothing to be dry-cleaned! We," she glared venomously at Terada, "are not wearing those...those...things!"

Eriol laughed. "I'm not the one trapped in my mansion with nothing to wear."

Sonomi's eyes narrowed. "I see. Nice tie, Dr. Dork. How was court?"

&%^#

Deep 13

"Sir, that vein can't take that sort of pressure." Ruby Moon pointed out.

The vein in Eriol's forehead throbbed ominously. "The four of you clowns," Eriol growled, ignoring his Moon guardian, "are not to so much as mis-dial the phone and accidentally get Ucchan's on the line or else I will hand you over to Syaoran's Lovertoy."

Spinel winced. "We lost, I take?"

On the screen, Fujitaka frowned. "Who's Syaoran's Lovertoy?"

"Try asking your children," Eriol gloated. "Once the screaming stops, one of them might be able to answer you." With another evil smile, Eriol handed TV's Ruby Moon a stack of papers. "Send 'em the summaries. It's time for a little payback."

"Do this, do that..." she grumbled. "What do you think I am, ‘The Move’ Card?"

?@$!

The Family Room of Decidedly Warm Feelings

"No more okonomiyaki?" Grandfather frowned as alarms and sirens rang out. "They had good service; somebody should give that delivery girl a raise."

Terada grabbed his arm. "We don't have time for food! The air-raid sirens are going off! Quick! Everybody to the basement!"

Fujitaka smiled happily as Sonomi body-checked Terada while he was in mid-run for the stairs. "Oh, we've got Summary Sign!" He caroled out, rolling Terada's prone form ahead of him into the hallway.

Door six: It's a map of the house, showing the way to the theater; you fold it and shove it in your pocket.

Door five: It's a meadow filled with sunflowers and daisies. You skip your way through it.

Door four: It's a tiny door with 'eat me' /'drink me' signs next to a glass and a muffin. You eat the muffin, become gigantic and kick down the door.

Door three: It's a music recital; you sit through four renditions of 'Tomoyo's theme' done by talent-less kids on the recorder, you applaud and leave for...

Door Two: Is a wall of 'CardCaptors' tapes. You set fire to them and calmly walk through the door to their left. Stinking Cardcaptors.

Door One: It's the Sakura Cards; you hurriedly shove them into their book.

Door Seven: You're confronted with a plain, wooden door that opens as you reach it.

Fujitaka, Terada, Grandfather and Sonomi fight over seats in the theater until Grandfather refuses to let her sit by the boys and puts her in the aisle seat.

>Celestial Love by kaoru tsukihana

Terada: Alright! Sailor Moon and the Sailor Stars!

Granfather: This fic has no love.

>AU China & Japan are enemies

Fujitaka: No, that's not AU, that's true. China and Japan have frequently been enemies.

Terada: I knew that! Not very long ago, either. World War II. (nods happily)

Sonomi: Yes, yes, we're all impressed with your great big degrees. Get on with it.

>Sakura meets Syaoran they fall in love

Terada: This is also true.

Sonomi: I see no alternate universe.

> but will their love survive. S+S & E+T

Grandfather: (making notations) If my de-coding of the jargon is correct then...yes. Yes it will.

>Through The Eyes of A Mother by juufan

Sonomi: I guess it can't hurt to ask...

>set before the second movie, Syaoran returns to Hong Kong, and encounters his mother who asks him a few questions...

Terada: That's so surprising; that he'd go home and find his mother. How strange.

Fujitaka: (as Li Yelan) Did you change your underwear everyday?

Grandfather: Would you care to explain your report card to me?

Terada: Have you been turning in you homework?

Fujitaka: Have you been causing trouble for Wei?

Sonomi: Do you have to use the potty before we leave the airport?

Fujitaka: Did you remember to say 'please' and 'thank-you'?

Terada: Have we had that little talk about puberty?

Sonomi: Did you get that invitation to your cousin's birthday party?

Grandfather: Have I mentioned to you the fact that I've rented out your room?

Fujitaka: The 'Mother' sketch! Thank you...we've been here all week.

>Mission of Love by Cherry-Wolf

Sonomi: Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Fujitaka: ...Is not to suck! Try not to suck!

>Syaoran & Sakura decided to go to the underworld...for what?

Terada: Beer!

Sonomi: Contract killing?

Grandfather: Eurydice.

>Giving It Up by Sapphire Midnight

Terada: Told you it was beer.

Fujitaka: Oh, god, no! We haven't had The Talk yet!

Grandfather: Dang hentai. Close your eyes, Sonomi-chan, you're too young to see this.

Fujitaka: Oh my god! I haven't talked with Touya-kun about it, either!

>Sakura knows that the only way to be W/ Syaoran is to make him the Cardcaptor.

Sonomi: Because, of course, it's not like a real man could love a strong, self-reliant girl. Oh no.

>Giving up her memories is just one of the minor details that goes along with it. Will she get her happy ending?

Fujitaka: Not if she has to give up her memories.

Terada: Losing her memory is a minor detail? I'd hate to see what a major detail entails.

>Your still here in my heart by Purple Butterfly

Fujitaka: Look, it's my still!

Terada: All right! We can brew our own booze!

Grandfather: That's not a still...it's just my pacemaker.

>Umm i'm not good at these things but here goes.

Sonomi: Okay. I've braced myself. Go ahead.

>What happens when Li needs to tell you know who that his loves her before he goes!

Fujitaka: She races to catch his bus so she can give him a gift, say goodbye to him and promise to wait for him?

Grandfather: She cries when she hears he's leaving and creates a powerful new card...

Sonomi: ...And then races to see him off at the airport, give him a gift, and make certain she can see him again?

>sorry if its not good

Terada: So are we.

>and I think I just gave away the main part! ooh I'm hopeless!

Fujitaka: We agree.

>oh yeah this is also my first fic so be

Grandfather: To be or not to be...

Sonomi: Cruel to be kind?

Terada: Beware?

>There is Something About Sakura by Daidouji sama

Fujitaka: Oh, boy...somebody who has watched one too many crappy Farrelly brother's movies.

Sonomi: I'd like to point out that I didn't write this.

Grandfather: Sonomi-chan, what have I said about ripping-off bad movies?

Sonomi: (sighing) Yes, Grandfather.

Terada: Let's all welcome back our first two-time Summary-Hack, Daidouji-sama!

Fujitaka: Let's not.

>YAY UPDATE!!!

All: (monotone) Yay.

>I have put chapter 3 up. Chapter 4 is almost ready,

Grandfather: No need to hurry. Trust me.

> but wait, Syaoran KNOWS about Sakura??? Read and find out!

Fujitaka: I should certainly hope he knows about her; they've only been dating since they were twelve.

Grandfather: Are you dating again, boy?

Fujitaka: No! How many times do I have to say that?

>UNTIL YOU COME BACK TO ME by fallenangel

Grandfather: Funny, fallenangel doesn't sound like Aretha Franklin.

>IT'S A LI AND SAKURA OH COARSE PLEASE R&R I NEED IDEAS FOR NEW CHAPTERS

All: WHOA!

Sonomi: Somebody needs to switch to de-caf.

Terada: Or lithium.

Grandfather: Rated for 'course' language.

> ignorance was bliss by Jayni

Sonomi: And isn't that the truth!

>-complete-spoiler-AU- "what are 'niisan and yukito-san doing? Hoee..."

Terada: I see no spoiler.

Grandfather: I see no AU.

Fujitaka: I don't think we want to see what Touya and Yukito are doing.

>Who am I? by Lain Mizuki

Terada: At a guess? Lain Mizuki.

Sonomi: Jackie Chan!

>This is in Li's P.O.V.

Grandfather: That's nothing...check out what's in my P.O.V.!

Sonomi: (sighing) Grandfather...

>about. sometimes how he feels before he came to Japan.

Fujitaka: I imagine he had feelings like everybody else, despite the incoherence of the summary.

>Planet Battles by Neko Moon

Fujitaka: Battlefield Earth!

>Sakura, Li, Madison, Eli, and Madison get invovled in WW3

Terada: So...there are two Madisons in this fic?

Grandfather: Who the heck are these kids? Darn rebel kids, I bet...starting World War Three.

Sonomi: Something about this summary puts me in the mind of a dubbed 'Video Girl Ai'.

Fujitaka: (Valley girl accent) SaCORa! Look at what you did to my boobs!

>Sequel to STUCK by FrEaKyMe

Sonomi: (as FrEaKyMe) It's not good enough to have it's own title.

>I GOT WRITER'S BLOCK! OH NOOOO!

All: Hurray!

>You must finish this story for me!

Terada: You'll never learn if you don't do it yourself.

>I started the sequel, YOU FINISH!

Fujitaka: You can't make us.

Sonomi: Speaking of things we can't be forced to do...I've got to talk to four-eyes again. I'm NOT wearing that jumpsuit or this sheet for one more second.

Grandfather: I like the sheet. Reminds me of Ancient Greece.

Terada: (muttering) I bet it brings back fond memories...

%+{*

Deep 13

Alarms were ringing in Deep Thirteen, interrupting Dr. Hiigagizawa's phone call to the Appellate court. "What the..." he slammed down the phone, ignoring the moron who had just stated that trying to appeal would be suicide. "Ruby Moon! Spinel!"

"Your guinea pigs are out of their cage, Dr. H." Spinel didn't look up from his book.

Ruby Moon came running down the hall. "Is it Touya-kun again?" She looked around the room eagerly.

Eriol aimed a withering look at her. "Do your job, you pink-haired airhead; find those codgers and get them back in the theater."

&^@!

The Second Floor Hallway of Irrational Resentment

"There have to be more clothes in this house," Sonomi seethed, striding down the hall. "Something, anything...hell, even better sheets would be nice!"

Terada jogged along at her side, swinging a socket wrench. "But the jumpsuits are really nice!"

"And we've searched the entire house, twice." Fujitaka tugged on the 'hem' of his sheet. "None of us are very comfortable with the arrangement..."

"Speak for yourself," Grandfather prodded him with the cane. "I like 'em."

Terada nodded, "And I like the suits!"

Fujitaka rolled his eyes. "Yes sir," he muttered, "the point I'm trying to make is that Eriol-san is probably going to get a little upset that we're not in the theater."

"He can be as upset as he likes. I'm finding something else to wear," Sonomi continued her outraged march down the hall, flinging doors open as she went. "He can just deal with it."

()#%?

Deep 13

"Why don't you just shut off the lights again?" Ruby Moon pouted. "It worked the last time."

Spinel Sun, for once, backed her up. "What about the taser-floor? Shocking them into unconsciousness would probably cheer you up."

"I'd still have to have their bodies hauled back to the theater," Eriol said reasonably, twirling in his chair.

"Eriol..." Ruby Moon was verging on whining.

"Deal with it." Eriol shut his cell phone with a satisfied click and leaned back in his chair to laugh evilly.

Outside the (locked) doors of Deep Thirteen TV's Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun stared at their phone. "How are we supposed to 'deal with it' without letting them out of the house?" Spinel asked sourly.

$~|@

The Master Bedroom of Cuddly, Snuggly Hugs

"He must have something!" Sonomi riffled through the top bureau drawer and sighed. "It's his house for crying out loud."

Fujitaka nudged Terada and gestured meaningfully to the mattress, lifting a corner. Terada giggled and felt around under the mattress.

"Now, now, Sonomi-chan!" Grandfather patter her head, "I'm sure the sheet's aren't so bad."

"Grandfather," Sonomi glared, "we have silk sheets. I never, not once in my life until we arrived at this wretched place, slept on something that was not pure silk."

Terada giggled and hid something behind his back. "The Greeks had wool togas!"

Sonomi shot him a pointed look. "Quit being childish and help me."

Terada giggled again. "I'm busy. We, Kinomoto-sensei and I, are busy."

"It's not even Playboy, it's old copies of Car and Driver." Sonomi said acidly.

"It's the Ten Best list!" Fujitaka protested.

"You found what?" Grandfather poked him with the cane. "You better be willing to share, boy."

"Heeeeey..." Sonomi stopped short as she pawed through the junk littering the bedside table. "You'll never guess what I've fou--"

A sudden, sharp rap interrupted her mid-word.

"Oh, no! Structural damage! The house is collapsing! We're going to die!" Terada leapt for the stairs and was hit squarely in the chest by the leg of the cane. "Amamiya-san! We've got to get out! The house--!"

Amamiya tapped him. "You sure are jumpy, boy. It's just that pink-haired girl and her cat," he pointed out the window as another pebble bounced off the glass. "Damn anime...making kids want to dye their hair..."

Fujitaka threw up the window sash and leaned out. "Yes, Akizuki-san?" he called down politely.

Out on the sidewalk Spinel and Ruby Moon traded looks. "Uh, Dr. H wants you back in the theater," she explained. "He says we're supposed to use near-lethal force to get you back in."

"If that doesn't work we're supposed to make you false promises and lock the doors once you get inside," Spinel added.

Inside, the three men in the room traded looks. "False promises?" Terada asked hopefully. Fujitaka nodded in agreement.

"Lethal force," Amamiya countered. "I'm no sissy."

"We're going!" Sonomi leaned past them all and smiled down at the pair of Guardians. "Bye!" She waved and merrily lead the way back towards the theater. She was holding something small, black and glossy.

????

Outside the Hiiragizawa Mansion/Prison Compound

"Did that seem to easy to you?" TV's Ruby Moon wondered aloud as the portable sensor display she held showed all four captives entering the theater.

TV's Spinel Sun shrugged. "Who cares?"

"Right. Let's go get mochachinos and cookies," Ruby Moon said. "I'll even lick the whipped cream off of yours before you drink it, if you want."

#*$%

>Evil Little Secrets... by Skittlesgurl02

Grandfather: Is this going to be like the evil slumber parties?

NEW CHAPTER UPLOADED!

All: (monotone) Yay.

>Yue and Kero have been taken away, and Eriol is coming back from England! Why is all this happening?

Fujitaka: Probably because you wrote it.

Sonomi: If you hadn't written it, it wouldn't be happening.

>Who's the 'friend' he's bringing?

Terada: I bet it's Mizuki Kaho. They're dating, you know.

Grandfather: (glares suspiciously at Fujitaka) Dating?

Fujitaka: For the last time, it's not me!

> Whats with the clue?

Sonomi: (as Skittlesgurl102) And why can't I get one?!

>From Darkness to Light by Tomoyo-chan

Grandfather: Tomoyo, I'd like to point out, didn't write this. We hire speech writers so this sort of thing doesn't happen.

>Tomoyo tries and fails to get over Sakura

Terada: (as Tomoyo) Damn...leapfrog is hard.

> while Eriol is pining over Kaho in England.

Fujitaka: Ha! His friend isn't Kaho!

Sonomi: At least, not anymore.

>Butwhen his work sends him to Japan, will they meet and heal each others wounds?

Fujitaka: What work? He's sixteen!

Terada: Wait...when were they injured? And why don't they just go to the Emergency Room?

Grandfather: With a title like this, I'm willing to bet they will.

>Secrets of the Moon - Capturing of the Moon Cards

Fujitaka: ...Moon...Cards? Oh...oh no...

by Animegirl96789

Sonomi: Written by: Myauthornameismypostalcode!

>Tomoyo is the new Cardcaptor for the elusive Moon Cards,

Fujitaka: How did I know that there would be 'new magic'?

Terada: Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Tomoyo less magical than a block of wood?

>with the aid of Syaoran, who is more then she knows,

Grandfather: He's gay!

Sonomi: He's a girl!

Fujitaka: He's a chronic jock-itch sufferer!

Terada: He's Superman!

> and Himewari, the playful Sun Guardian.

Sonomi: Soooooo, this new Guardian is...Chinese?

>What intrest does Himewari have in Syaoran?

Fujitaka: Probably none.

>What will Eriol and Sakura do?

Terada: Help or sit idly by. One or the other.

>S+T, S+E R&R!!

Grandfather: So it's Sakura/Tomoyo and Syaoran/Eriol?

Sonomi: There's two 'S's, kids. Try to specify if you're going to be using both in a non-canon way.

>What Do You Mean The Arrow Missed?!! by AngelEmotion

Terada: What do you mean my credit-card was denied?!

Sonomi: What do you mean you donated your allowance to a charity?!

>What would happen if a tool made by Clow,

Fujitaka: Clow brand tools! Guaranteed for life!

>made Kinomoto Fudjika and Daidoji Sonomi fall in love? Chapter 5 up! Sorry it took me so long...........
*sweatdrops*

Sonomi: Well, thank god it wasn't anybody we know!

Grandfather: Why should we care what happens to these Fudjika and Daidoji yahoos?

Terada: Um...we don't. Summary over!

>Birthday Candles by sakuralight

Terada: (singing) Sixteen candles...make a lovely light...

Sonomi: We don't need to hear about your love life.

>so sue me, its not a christmas fic...

Fujitaka: We didn't think it was, thanks to that handy thing called a 'title'.

>but its a fairly good tomoyo angst fic -_-()

Grandfather: Says you...

>when li and sakura meet 3 unusual ppl by KaWaIi-SaKuRa

Fujitaka: Sakura meets strangers, weird ones, like nobody else's business.

Tereda: But it's not Sakura...it's li and some cherry blossoms meeting 'ppl'...English letters are weird to plants, I guess.

>please....read.......

Fujitaka: You know, that tells us nothing at all about what's in the story, does it.

Grandfather: Please...learn...to...write...

>Sakura raps to "#1" by Nelly by Dellchat

Sonomi: What?

Terada: Pardon me, I think I just suffered a brain hemorrhage.

>Sakura raps to the tune of "#1" by Nelly.

Grandfather: Sonomi-chan, smack the summary, it's skipping.

>(Sakura, as you've never seen her before...sort of.....ok, never mind.)

Fujitaka: Sakura, as you've never wanted to see her...ever...in your life.

>Love goes 2 Ways by CMfantasy

Terada: Love swings both ways.

>OK! OK! I ADMIT IT! I KNOW I'M GONNA BE FLAMED FOR THIS! BUT THIS FIC IS SYAORAN/TOMOYO! AND IF U DON'T LIKE THE
COUPLING THEN DON'T READ THE FIC!

Grandfather: QUIT SCREAMING!

>i put up a vote a while ago and the people that replied, agreed with me!! R&R

Sonomi: And if they all jumped off of a bridge, would you jump off to?

Fujitaka: ...if we said pretty please with ice-cream on top?

>Silenced by Silenced Angel

Terada: How appropriate. Is this going to be self-insert?

>Let me smile and laugh in joyous rapture whilst I hide my tears behind my mask as it rains crimson pain. Let me slowly lose hope and die whilst all I lived for
fades away in vain.

Grandfather: Nope, it's going to be heavy-handed angst.

>I'll Always Love You by etsuna Meiou

Grandfather: If anybody starts singing they're getting the cane.

>Rika was going out with Syaoran

Terada: What?!

>but now they are broke up!

Terada: Oh, thank god...

Fujitaka: No, they haven't broken up they're broke up. They're sad.

>Sakura has a chance to ask Syaoran out! Sakura is happy when Syaoran says yes

Sonomi: Sakura is happy almost all the time.

>but Rika will ruin their relationship in order to get Syaoran back to her!

Terada: What?

Will Rika succeed! Read and Find out! Revie

Terada: WHAT?! Open the fic! Open the fic!

Grandfather: No!

Fujitaka: Don't worry...maybe Sakura-san and the others will read it and find out what happens for you.

Sonomi: Don't be such a wuss...it's only crappy fanfiction.

Terada: (clutching his chest) Oh...my heart...how could Hiiragizawa-san do this to us?

>I.... by LiMeiling

Sonomi: I....I.... Crap! Line?

Terada: Again, Li Meiling's work has always been outstanding and I don't believe she wrote this.

Fujitaka: I agree, the girl I met could at least finish a sentence.

>Dear Syaoran...

Grandfather: Dear Syaoran...You might have already won ten-million dollars!

Terada: Dear Syaoran...Several months ago, I made a conscious decision not to delete what I figured was just another "junk" e-mail. That decision has changed my life. Here you have the very same opportunity in front of you.

Sonomi: Dear Syaoran...I'm trapped in crappy fanfictions...why aren't you coming to save me? Too busy with your genki little girlfriend? I hate you, you self absorbed little creep. Love always, your cousin, Meiling.

Fujitaka: Dear Syaoran...we're outta here.

$+@#

Deep 13

"Where the heck could they be?" The evil Dr. H muttered, staring at the clock. "I swear I'm going to make them clock in a double lunch hour..." a blinking light on the consol caught his attention and he smiled. "Ah...looks like my cookies are done." Hitting the switch to open the Hex screen in his family room, Eriol leaned back in his chair and prepared to mock his captives.

"Which do you think is more emasculating?" On the screen Sonomi, wearing what appeared to be a red-velvet evening gown, was pouring over fabric samples. "Bunnies or daisies for the upholstery?"

Fujitaka, wearing a tuxedo with diamond studs, tapped the wallpaper book that was sitting in front of him. "Well, if we're going with the Playful Kitties' as the wallpaper, then definitely the bunnies."

"See if they come in lavender," Eriol heard Amamiya offer. He, too, strolled into view in formal wear. "Light purple will go well with the pink background on that paper choice."

Terada, wearing the jumpsuit and a snazzy tie, waved merrily at the screen. "Hiiragizawa-san! Daidouji-san found her credit cards! We're redoing your bedroom as a surprise for you!" he frowned suddenly. "Only, I guess it's not much of surprise if you've been listening in."

"You're...bunnies...kitties?" Eriol leaned close to the screen, voice low and threatening, "This stops now or else I'm putting you in the hands of the first Hikaru Shidou I find."

Sonomi smiled genially. "That's so nice of you." Her own smile was fanged, "They're your credit cards. Try it and we'll redo the bathroom too." She fold her arms and waited.

"Do your summary exchange." Eriol snapped.

Terada leapt to his feet and hurried out of the room.

Fujitaka sighed. "I'm in charge of this week's exchange. Terada-sensei, have you got the ear plugs ready?"

"Yup!" Terada handed Fujitaka a set of bright orange foam, glanced around the room and flashed the thumbs up. "You're clear!"

"Okay..." fixing the ear plugs in place, Fujitaka took a deep breath. "HI PPLZ! THIS IS MY FIRST CCS FICCY EVA! RIGHT NOW IT'S S&S, CUZ THEIR CUTE!!! IT SUXS, BUT PLZ R&R...TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN AND ILL DO IT...BUT FIRST I NEED TEN GOOD REVIEWS! THANKS! S&S 4EVA! R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Eriol rubbed his ears, "Next time, warn me. Not bad, not bad at all..."

"Your turn!" Terada grinned as Amamiya led a sick-looking Kinomoto out of the room.

"Sorry, I'll have to take a rain-check. Thanks to a staff shortage I've got to prepare the next fic for Card Captor Sakura's most popular couple."

Sonomi smiled evilly and leaned into the screen again. "You know...I might just redo every room in the house if I have to stay here...you'd better have a good apology ready for me, four-eyes." She wiggled her fingers in a cheerful little wave.

Eriol watched, eyes narrowed as she reached out and shut the screen. "You haven't beaten me, duckling," his mad laughter echoed throughout Deep Thirteen. "You certainly haven't heard the last of me..." his fingers shook as he hit the button.

FEEL FREE TO HUM TOMOYO'S THEME

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(Thanks everybody and keep circulating the summaries)

Author's note: You might recognize a certain Deep Fried SPAM smell in this MST. ^.^ And the Video Girl Ai reference? Guess which famous valley girl does Ai's voice in the dub. Now go to Schlueter's page! Go!

Oh! And we're stupid, I guess. You can reach Ciircee at ciircee@netscape.net or circe@stellarexpress.net and you can find Chelle-sama at thats_odd@angelfire.com Feel free to send feedback, bribes, death threats and cease and desist orders to either one of us...as we're twins (in real life!) we'll make sure that they get passed around.

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