*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

 

 

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

 

CCST3K’s Magical MSTery Tour Productions Presents…

 

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000: LI CLAN CHRONICLES"  (A CCST3K MINI-SERIES)

 

EPISODE 1: OBSESSION Pt. 1

 

(A CardCaptor Sakura [CardCaptors] MSTing)

 

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

 

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. 

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.                                             

 

“Card Captor Sakura” and “CardCaptors” are trademarks of CLAMP and those who distribute them.

 

“Obsession” is the property of Second Sailor Destiny and she’s welcome to it.

I do not intend to offend her by making fun of her work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. 

Think of this as another form of C&C.  ;)

 

**

THE LI CLAN ESTATE, HONG KONG

 

 

            Fuutie Li, eldest of Yelan Li’s five children, stared out the living room window. Her younger sisters, Fanren, Feimei and Sheifa were busy talking and drinking tea as had become their tradition when Syaoran was not around to torture.

            “What’s up, Fuutie?” Sheifa asked, looking up from her tea. “You worrying about Syaoran again?

            Fuutie turned back towards them. “Well, why shouldn’t I be? Our baby brother is at the mercy of a deranged madman!”

            Fanren raised an eyebrow. “Oh, Eriol’s not *that* bad.”

            “Besides,” Feimei added. “He has Sakura-chan to keep him company. If you know what I mean.” Her smirk faded slightly as the others glared at her. “What?” she asked.

            “Meiling would smack you for that if she were here,” said Sheifa.

            “But she’s not,” Feimei smirked. “I wonder if she’s keeping Syaoran *company* too.”

            Fanren shook her head. “You’ve got a very strange mind, sis.”

            “Look,” Feimei continued. “Mother is working on it. And you know how she s when someone gets in her way, right?” The girls all nodded in agreement. “So what are we worrying about?”

            Just then an ominous voice echoed through the room. “Oh, *I’ll* give you something to worry about.” There was a series of clicks as the living room doors all locked. The television suddenly turned on revealing the image of Eriol Hiiragizawa.

            “Eriol?!” said Sheifa. “What in the--?!”

            Eriol smirked. “I thought that maybe if I gave you a small sample of what your brother is enduring you might decide not to mess with me,” he said. “So I’ve prepared a small bit of reading for you lot. Enjoy!”

            The image faded to static before a series on text appeared on the screen. The four Li girls gathered around the television:         

 

>Author's Notes: Hi!! I'm back!!

 

Fuutie: And this time it’s personal!

 

>I know I haven't finished Kiss and Flee but I couldn't let this idea pass me by....

 

Shiefa: Well, we kinda wish you had.

 

Fanren: But then she’d be working on “Kiss And Flee”. This is a no win situation!

 

>Much like Diamond's obsession with Neo Queen Serenity, there is going to be a guy *hint* bad guy* obsessed with Sakura...

 

Feimei: Between cherry blossoms and villains lies obsession…

 

Sheifa: What’s next? Kare Kano rewritten with Sakura and Syaoran?

 

Fanren: Nah. This author doesn’t seem that clever.

 

>it sounded like a good idea at the time so I wrote it down.

 

Fuutie:<author> But considering all the hate mail, maybe I was wrong.

 

>I hope you enjoy it!! Sakura, Li, Meilin, and Madison are 16 in the story. Tori is 23, and Julian is 23 also.

Fanren: Oh joy… A CardCaptors story…

 

Sheifa: Three words on our parts: CardCaptors The Movie.

 

Feimei: Amen.


>Disclaimer: I do not own the crappy dubbed version of Card captors or the REAL DEAL, Cardcaptor Sakura.

 

Fuutie: If you think the dubbed version is so crappy, why are you writing about it?

 

>So you slimy, money grubbing buttholes can take your conning suing buttcracks elsewhere....

Sheifa: Is this a fanfic or a proctology exam?

>Sakura and Madison were walking to Sakura's house from school, discussing their evening plans. "So
Madison...what do you want to do tonight? It's Friday and >there is no way I'm staying in the house..."

Fanren:<Sakura> I might accidentally stumble on my brother having gay sex again.

 

Feimei: “Caught In The Act” flashbacks… Ick…

 

Sheifa: How would you know about that?

 

Feimei: Syaoran e-mailed it to me.

 

Sheifa: What did you do to him to deserve that?

 

Feimei: I think it has something to do with the time I tied him up and dressed him in Fanren’s old clothes.


>"I don't know Sakura...why don't you go to a movie with Li?" she said mockingly. Sakura cringed.

Fuutie:<Sakura> That Valley Girl accent gives me the creeps…


>"I'm not going anywhere with that baka!!! He makes me so angry!!!"

 

Sheifa:<Madison> Why the hell are you speaking Japanese?

 

Fanren:<Sakura> Uhhh…

 

>Secretly, Sakura was head over heels for Li, but she never let it show. Nor did she tell anyone, not even Madison. But apparently,

>Madison had found out on her own.

Feimei: Whoa! Back-up a sec! What is this? Role reversal day? Sakura’s acting like Syaoran here.

 

Sheifa: I’m more amazed that Madison has the same level of perception as Tomoyo.

 

Fuutie: That was cruel, Sheifa.

 

Sheifa: Thank you.


>
Madison raised an eyebrow at Sakura.

 

Feimei:<Madison> Fascinating…

 

>"Really Sakura...who do you think you are trying to fool? You get the same look on your face when you look at Li, like you did when

>you looked at Julian when you were 10.

 

Fuutie: And the way Li looked at Julian when he was 10.

 

Fanren: Please don’t go there.

 

>Come on...did you think that I, your over 6 year best friend wouldn't notice?"

 

Sheifa: I think they’ve known each other longer than that.

 

>Sakura didn't say a word.

 

Feimei:<Britanny Murphy, singsong> I’ll never tell…

 

>She just turned her head and blushed a deep red, all while mumbling things like, 'keep your big nose out of my business....'

 

Fuutie: Okay, that *definitely* sounds like Syaoran.

 

>Madison just chuckled to herself.

Sheifa:<Madison> Ohhohohohohohohoho!


>Little did Sakura and Madison know that someone was watching their every move.

 

Feimei: It was the Nelvana execs making sure they didn’t somehow lapse into character.

 

Sheifa: Now who’s the cruel one?

 

Feimei: I have my moments.

 

>A dark man, in another realm, was watching a cloud like figure, which showed him Sakura day and night.
>"Oh...my beautiful maiden.... One day, you will belong to me and only me..."

 

Fuutie:<Kuno> Come, fair cherry blossom! I would date with thee!

 

>He was interrupted by a voice calling him.

Fanren:<voice> Watch out for snakes!


>"Master Kain?" the man asked.
>
>"Yes?
What is it Zeus?"

Sheifa: The hell…?!

 

Fuutie:<Kain> Stupid thunder God… Interrupting my peeping…


>"I'm sorry to interrupt you, but you are needed in the court..." Kain sighed.

Feimei: Is Kain some sort of Supreme Court Justice here or something?

 

Fanren: That would explain his interest in sixteen year old girls.

 

Sheifa: Ouch!


>”Can't a man get a little time to relax?" he said, irritated to no limit.
>
>"Or to daydream about the maiden.
I presume you were studying her battle skills again?"

Fuutie: Yeeeeeaaaahhh… Her *battle skills*.

 

Sheifa: Ick…


>"No....I was just watching her.... She is so beautiful..." Kain whispered. Zeus 'tutted', signaling that he disagreed about the beauty of this 'maiden'.

 

Feimei:<Zeus> I’m more of a Hikaru Shidou kind of guy.

 

>He took a step toward Kain.

Fanren:<booming voice> Step forward, cowardly lion!


>"Kain.... as your most trusted advisor, and brother...I suggest that you concentrate more on how to steal the cards. Rather than.... her." Kain just scowled.

Fuutie: Of course, if he steals her he gets the cards too.

 

Sheifa:<John Lithgow> Brilliant!


>"I hope that wasn't an order Zeus, for I outrank you, and I will NOT tolerate and insubordination from my under linings!!" He bellowed.

<All snigger>

 

Feimei: His “under linings”?! Oh, yikes…


>"Forgive me master, it will not happen again..."

Fanren:<Zeus> Please don’t put me back in the box!


>"Good...now get out..."

Fuutie:<Kain> You sicken me! Go away!


>"Yes master..." Zeus left, closing the door behind him.

 

Sheifa:<Zeus a la Torgo> Do tHiS, Do ThaT. WhaT aBoUt mY nEedS?

 

>Kain returned his attention to Sakura talking with Madison in her room. He lightly traced the outline of her face, since he could not touch it, he whispered,

Fuutie:<Kain, whispering> Can’t touch this!


>"Oh lovely maiden, we will be together soon...." He unconsciously traced her face with his fingertips once more. "So exquisite...very soon my love.... very soon..."

Fanren:<Kain> Very soon I shall get a life.

 

Feimei: Is this the Legacy of Kain version of Kain? If it is, he’s become a wuss.

 

>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~ In Sakura's Room~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sheifa:<dramatic> Stately Kinomoto Manor…


>"
Madison..." Sakura yelled, "come off it!!! I do not like LI!!!"

Fuutie:<Sakura> I like SYAORAN!

 

Fanren: Yeah. That joke’s never been done.

 

Fuutie: Bite me.


>"Suuuuure.... but the blush on your face isn't really helping your case...." Sakura's hand immediately flew to cover her heated cheeks.

 

Sheifa: The new 2004 model Sakura with A/C and heated cheeks.

 

>Sakura glared at her through her fingers.
>
>"You know...I really hate you sometimes."
Madison flashed and evil grin.

Fanren:<Sakura> ACK! Madison! Put your clothes on!

 

Feimei:<Madison> Well, if you’re not interested in Li, than you’re fair game, right?


>"Why, because I'm ALWAYS right?" Sakura removed her hands. And with a still VERY flushed face she yelled,

Fuutie:<Sakura> WHICH OF US IS TALKING?! THIS NARRATION MAKES NO SENSE!!


>"For the last time.... I DON'T LIKE LI!!!!!"
Madison sighed.

Sheifa: Well, we know Madison doesn’t like Li.


>"I'll bet my camera that you are head over heels...." Sakura got a defeated look on her face.

 

Fanren:<Sakura> Oh no… She’s going to put me in a crappy movie with Freddie Prinze Jr.

 

Sheifa: Why would Sakura bet her camera? Does she even have a camera?

 

Fuutie: Smile and nod, Sheifa.

 

>Whenever Madison bet her camera, her most prized possession, it was a declaration of her being right. And no one, absolutely NO ONE every challenged that >theory. Sakura sighed and threw her hands up in defeat.

Feimei: That reasoning seems flawed.

 

Fuutie:<Madison> I’d bet my camera that the world is flat!

 

Fanren:<Sakura, throwing up hands> Fine! It’s flat!

 

Fuutie:<Madison> I’d bet my camera that Pamela Anderson will win an Oscar!

 

Fanren:<Sakura> Sure. Whatever.

 

Fuutie:<Madison> Hey! That’s my line.


>"Fine!!! You got me...." Sakura flopped lazily onto the bed and continued. "How long have you known?"
Madison twisted her face in thought.
>
>"I think I've know since.... err....... the end of fifth grade..." *giggle*

Sheifa:<Madison> I waited six years to start taunting you. Tee-hee!


>"What?! That's exactly when I started to like him!!!"
Madison flashed yet another evil smirk.

Feimei: Madison likes him too?

 

Fanren: Syntax sense not make does.


>"I know...." * I hate her* Sakura thought.
>
>"I hate me too..." Sakura looked at her and they busted into a helpless fit of giggles. After nearly collapsing in their mirth,
Madison spoke.

Sheifa:<Madison> Damn! How are we going to get out of this mirth?

 

Feimei:<Sakura> Help! I’m collapsing!


>"Sakura? If we *giggle* don't get *laugh* go- *he he*-ing soon...*hahaha* we
wi- *he*-ll miss our show...*hehehaha*" Sakura used her last bit of strength to >stand up.

Fuutie:<Tom Hanks> Has anyone ever mentioned your nitrous oxide problem?


>"Okay...let's *haha* go..." Both of the girls got off of Sakura's bed and walked out of the room. Sakura stopped dead in the hallway when she realized something. >
Madison looked at her as if inquiring a silent question.' What is it?' she silently asked. Sakura suddenly let out a yell.

Fanren:<Sakura> DAMMIT! I FORGOT MY LINES AGAIN!

 

Fuutie:<Sakura> I’M HAVING TROUBLE CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!


>"I forgot Kero!!" she said in a panic filled cry.
Madison was about to tell her to go get him when a voice interrupted her.

Sheifa:<voice> Watch out for snakes!


>"Why would a stupid stuffed animal want to go to a movie squirt?" It was Tori.

Fuutie: What’s a movie squirt?

 

Feimei: Sounds like something you see in porn.

 

Fanren: Feimei…


>"Ahhh...." Sakura was searching for a quick lie, which would perhaps, at least, get him away. An idea hit her. *I'll just pull the usual....* she thought. Sakura >whirled around to stare Tori straight in the face.

Sheifa: Uh-oh! Staring contest!


>"It's my doll, my life, so I can do...." she leaned up for emphasis, "whatever the HELL I WANT!!!" Tori just rolled his eyes.

Feimei:<Sakura> SO SHUT YOUR HOLE AND KNOW YOUR ROLE, ‘CAUSE STONE COLD SAKURA SAID SO!

 

Fuutie: I think you’re getting your wrestling tag lines mixed up, sis.

 

Feimei: You say that like I should care. I’m not Lynxara, you know.


>"Whatever squirt...I just think that you're too OLD for a stupid doll..." and he trotted down the stairs. Sakura let out the air she had been holding the whole time.

Fanren: She huffed and puffed…

 

Feimei:<makes farting noise>

 

Fuutie: Feimei…


>"That was too close...."
Madison looked at her in shock.
>
>"An Oscar performance Sakura!!!
I wish I would've had my camera..." she started rubbing her fingers together, as if she had been 'craving' to hold her camera.

 

Sheifa: Either that or the world’s smallest violin is playing just for Sakura.

 

>Sakura just rolled her eyes and retreated to her room. And as sure as the sky is blue, Kero was floating in the middle of the room.
>
>"About TIME!!" he bellowed. Sakura was in no mood to be yelled at.

Feimei:<Sakura> *I’m* the one doing all the yelling around here!


>"Do you want to go to this movie or not?"
>
>"Well yeah..."

Fuutie:<Kero> Is Halle Berry in it?


>"Then shut up and get in the bag...." she sighed, exasperated. Kero frowned, but did as he was told. Sakura jogged back to
Madison. She plastered on a smile >and said,

Fanren:<Sakura> Damn! This plaster is getting hot!


>"Okay, let's go...." Kero's head suddenly popped up out of her bag.
>
>"WAIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!" he yelled, making both girls jump.

All:<Sakura and Madison> DON’T DO THAT!

 

>"What?! What?! What is it?!" Sakura asked, looking around franticly. Kero just smiled.

Sheifa:<Kero> Gotcha!


>"Can I have some pudding first?" *anime fall*

 

Feimei:<muted trumpet imitation> Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaahhhh!

 

>the girls popped right up, remembering that they were both wearing skirts. Needless to say, they were not what you would consider, 'long'.

 

Fuutie: Whoa! Fanservice!

 

Feimei:<Kero> Wearing the pink panties again, Sakura?

 

Fanren: Feimei…

 

Feimei:<Kero> I didn’t know you wore black though, Madison.

 

Fanren: Feimei!

 

Sheifa:<Sakura> Damn it! I didn’t sign up to be in “Stratos 4”!

 

>Kero continued, "I'm kind of hungry..." A large sweat drop appeared on both the side of the girls' heads.

Fuutie: Cerberus needs to work on his self-control.


>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sheifa: Uhh… A line of buoys on the ocean… Pass!


>"So Li, where....do you want to go tonight?" Li was very irritated.

 

Feimei:<Li Showron> Li keeps talking to himself and it makes him agitated. Isn’t that right, Li? SHUT UP, LI! DON’T TALK TO ME!

 

>Meilin was clinging to his arm again, even though she knew that he hated that.

 

Fuutie: Not as much as the Shampoo/Wakaba-esque glomping.

 

Sheifa:<Meilin a la Wakaba> Showron! Showron! Showron-saaaaaaammmmmaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

>But that wasn't the only thing bothering him. What bothered him the most, is that he has to marry this girl!!!! Li scowled in his thought.

Fanren: Marrying your cousin isn’t *that* bad. Look at the Royal Famil… Okay. I see his point.


>"I don't care where we go..... how about something remotely interesting for a change?" Li was in no mood to be kind.

Feimei: So, the way he usually is?

 

Fuutie: That wasn’t nice.


>"Oh shut up.....how about the movies?" Li just rolled his eyes.
>

>"Whatever........"

Fanren:<Madison> Hey! QUIT STEPPING ON MY LINES!!

 

Sheifa:<Melin a la Shampoo> Aiya! Li take Meilin on date! Meilin so happy!

 

>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*At the theater*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Feimei: Those damn Silver City multiplexes are popping up everywhere!


>"So Sakura....what do you want to see?" Sakura just whined.
>
>"Oh I don't know
Madison....there are so many choices!!! I don't know!!!!" she whined. Madison looked back up at the screen of choices.

Fuutie: She’s taking this Usagi thing waaaaaaayyy too far now.

 

Sheifa:<Sakura a la Usagi> Waaaaaahhhhh! I don’t know what to doooooooo!!

 

Fanren:<Li Showron a la Mamoru> Take heart, brave cherry blossom! One must face their darkest fears when selecting movies!

 

Feimei: Yeah. Especially when Tom Green is involved.


>"Why don't we see......"
>
>"Hey guys!!!
Sakura!!!
Madison!!!!" it was Meiln, and Li.

Fuutie: Who is “Meiln”?

 

Fanren: Does Meiling have a dyslexic twin sister?


>"Oh hi Meilin....."
Madison greeted. Meilin ran up to them, dragging Li along with her.

Feimei: What is he? An anchor?


>"So, what are you guys planning to see?"
Madison sighed.
>
>"Oh....we haven't figured it out yet....have we Sakura? Um...Sakura?" Sakura looked very angry, she was glaring daggers at Meilin, and her current resting place, >on HER Li's arm.

Sheifa:<Li Showron> Oh, so I’m just a possession now? Is that it? You make me sick.


>"Hey Sakura, what's bothering you?" Li said. Sakura snapped out of her angered state and looked at Li. A blush made it's way to her cheeks, without permission.

Fanren: Unauthorized blushing! Halt!


>"Oh nothing...." A blush made it's way to Li's cheeks without permission too. He smiled at her.

Feimei: Damn rogue blushing…


>"Good...." Meilin and Madison were just looking back and forth between the two, who were in their own little world. *That little cow....Li never smiled at ME >before!!!!*

Fuutie: That isn’t true. Although he doesn’t smile much, does he?

 

Fanren: I wonder why.

 

>"AHEM!!!" Meilin shouted. Li and Sakura were drawn away from each other and brought back to reality. Of course, they were blushing even more heavily.

Sheifa:<Mike Rhea> They blushed profusely.


>"Yeah what?" Li coldly said.

Fuutie: Because we all know Li loathes and despises his loving cousin.


>"I just wanted to know what movie WE are going to see." Meilin clung tighter to Li's arm to make Sakura jealous. It worked, tears were forming in her eyes, and >threatening to spill over. She turned around and ran towards the exit, tears flying as she passed.

Feimei: Geez… Talk about oversensitive. You’d think she’d be used to this sort of thing from Meilin by now.

 

Sheifa: She didn’t bawl like this when Yukito turned her down.


>"Sakura!!!"
Madison yelled. "Where are you going?!"

Fanren:<Sakura> I have no idea! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!


>"Home!!!" she yelled, before she disappeared into the night.
Madison turned to Meilin.
>
>"Meilin?
May I have a word with you....ALONE?"

Feimei:<Meilin> For the last time, I don’t swing that way!


>"Fine...." she said in a haughty voice.
Madison led her to an abandoned corner.

Fanren:<corner> Why did they abandon meeeeeeeeee?


>"So what do you want to talk about?" Before Meilin could register anything, a hefty slap was planted across her face, instantly leaving a red mark.
>
>"OW!!!
What the heck was that for?!!"

Sheifa:<Meilin> You slapped me!

 

Fanren:<Madison> Yeah, bitch!


>"For being such a selfish, spoiled, jealous person. Anyone could see that those two are in love, and you...."
Madison poked her in the collarbone, "are too blind to >see it, and let Li go!!"

Feimei:<Madison> Or do I have to bitchslap you some more?

 

Sheifa: This is turning into a cat fight.


>"I don't care if that hag loves him or not!!! He's MINE!!" she yelled, and she walked off. *bitch*
Madison thought.

Fuutie: Wow… That’s one *hell* of an OOC moment there, folks.

 

Fanren:<Madison> Stupid bitch! Always bitching about something. Just bitch, bitch, bitch…

 

>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

>Li had been standing in the lobby, thinking about Sakura. Deep inside, he loved her to no extent.

 

Sheifa: Somehow that doesn’t *sound* impressive.

 

>But he tried not to show it, because he knew he could never have her. He couldn't have her....because of Meilin. If he didn't marry her, he would disown his entire >family.

 

Fanren: Shouldn’t that be the other way around?

 

Feimei:<Li Showron> Gee… Then I’d never see my sisters or my mother… Hey! Sakura! Wait up!

 

Fuutie: He just doesn’t appreciate us.

 

Shiefa: I wonder why.

 

>But, his heart was telling him to go after Sakura.....
>
>"Li!!!
I'm back!!" it was HER. She looped her arm through his again.

Sheifa:<Li Showron> Shampoo?! What are you doing here?!

 

Fuutie:<Shampoo> Airen not happy to see Shampoo?


>"So, what shall we see Li?" Li recoiled.

Feimei:<Li Showron> Gah!

 

Fanren:<Li Showron> Of course you can see me! I’m standing right here!


>"Whatever you want to see, go watch it, ALONE...." and Li took off to find Sakura.

Feimei:<Meilin> Is this about my walking in on you in the bath?

 

Fuutie: Feimei…

 

Feimei:<Meilin> I just wanted to wash your back!

 

Fuutie: Feimei…

 

Sheifa: Actually, Meiling might have tried that at some point.

 

Fuutie: We never should have let her watch “Mahoromatic”. It gave her ideas.

 

>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*End ch.1*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>Author's Notes: So what do you think? Good? Bad? Never come near a keyboard again? Don't worry, a lot more will be explained in ch.2

Fanren: I’m leaning towards option three.

 

>And even if no one cares, this story WILL continue....review me!!!

Feimei: Is that a threat?

 

>Bear hugs and fairy kisses,
>Sailor Destiny

 

Sheifa: Love, Julie Newmar.

 

<The screen goes blank.>

 

            Fuutie blinked. “Whoa…” she said. “I wonder what that was all about.”

            “All I know is that I’m going to wring that four eyed twerp’s neck if he tries to pull that again,” Sheifa muttered. Just then several clicks signaled that the doors had unlocked.

            “Well,” said Fanren. “I don’t see what all the fuss is about. That fanfic was easy. Is that really the worst Eriol can dish out?”

            “Hush!” said Feimei. “Don’t say things like that!”

            “Why?” Fanren replied. “What’s the worst that could happen?” The other three girls stared at her with blank terror knowing full well the fate that falls on those foolish enough to say ‘What’s the worst that can happen ?’

            And they would probably be right.

 

**

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Tooi Kono Mach De”, The CCS Movie Closing Theme, as the credits roll.)

 

 

            I honestly can’t understand what it is with some authors. Why do they think that if they’re pro-S+S that they have to turn Meiling into the enemy? It’s this whole Mike Rhea complex that afflicts authors. (Some pro-Meiling authors do the same thing to Sakura) Hey, I love S+S but I also like Meiling. She’s one of my favorite CCS characters just because she’s so funny to watch. If you don’t laugh when she first shows up and freaks out to see Sakura wearing the shirt *she* gave to Syaoran… well, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. (Plus there’s her paranoid delusion that Sakura is going to kidnap her to force Syaoran to hand over his cards). And, hey, she did  help get Sakura and Syaoran together in te end, right? It’s all part of what made CCS great. Does Mike Rhea *really* think that Ranma ½ would have been more entertaining if Akane had never existed?

            Don’t mind me. I’m just ranting a bit.

            Anyway, I got the idea for this mini-series a long time ago when a few readers suggested I do an MSTing featuring Syaoran’s infamous elder sisters. It’s a tad hard trying to write for them since they’re basically cameo characters. I kept this first entry short just to test the whole thing out. I’m hoping to continue MSTing “Obsession” later on.

 

            Until next time ^-^

 

            -CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

 

Season One:

 

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

     (Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

 

Season Two:

 

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

 

            Season Three

           

            21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

            22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

            23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

            24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

            25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

            26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

     (Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

28) The Ranma ½ Cast Does CCS-A Ranma ½/CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Matthew Cline

29) Megamon X-A Pokemon/Megaman X Fic By Brock Shale

30) Hotaru Goes To Hogwarts-A Sailor Moon/Harry Potter Fic By Saturn Angels

             

            Season Four

           

            31) The Bubblehead, The Jerk And The High School-A Sailor Moon/Gundam Wing Fic By Jayde Summers

                               (w/ short True Search-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By SparkleOfEnergyHeidi)

            32) Find You Again-A Vision Of Escaflowne Fic By winged angel

            33) The XXX Files-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Reanna R. King

            34) First Release-A CardCaptor Sakura/Ranma ½ Fic By Wishbringer

            35) Bubblegum Card-Ep. 3.1415-A Bubblegum Crisis/X-Men Fic By Kris Overstreet            

            36) The Black Hole-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

            37) If You Only Knew-An Angelic Layer Fic By LRPLI Little Rabbit

                               (w/ short  Teaching Aeris-A Final Fantasy VII Fic By Sirius Dogstar)

 

 

            Deep Fried SPAM: 

           

            1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net

            2) Now Offering For Your “Sensitive” Delight… New And Improved!

            3) Why RPGs Should Be Severely Censored And Devoid Of Character Development

           

            Specials:

-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea    

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 1-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 2-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-X-01: The Beginning-A Manga Translation By Tonghyun “Vajra” Kim and Edited By Iain Sinclair (MSTed with April Hamilton)

              

            Other MSTings:

            Totally Spies Theater 3000:

            Season One:

 

1)      What If Meowth Was A Girl?-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

2)      Sailor Trigger-A Sailor Moon/Chrono Trigger Fic By Sailor Koban

                   (w/ short BB Hood’s Rampage-A DarkStalkers Fic By FlamingSmileyFace)

3)      Believe-A Street Fighter Fic By Blackjack Gabianni

4)      Beverly Hills Zombie-A Totally Spies Fic By A Psychedelic Leviathan and The Fighting Jesus

 

 

            The CCST3K Magical MSTery Mini-Series Collection:

 

            Li Clan Chronicles:

            1) Obsession (Part 1)-A CardCaptor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

 

 

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