*LIKE, TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS, KAY?*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

 

 

(The spy world isn't what it used to be....)

 

 

CCST3K Productions Presents…

 

"TOTALLY SPIES THEATER 3000"  (SEASON ONE)

 

EPISODE 1: WHAT IF MEOWTH WAS A GIRL

 

 (A Pokemon MSTing)

 

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

 

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. 

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.                                                                             

 

“Totally Spies” is the property of Marathon Animation

 

Pokemon” is the property of Nintendo.

 

“What If Meowth Was A Girl” is the property of Dr. Thinker and he’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend him by making fun of his work like this but

I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does.  Think of this as another form of C&C.  ;)

 

 
(Cue "Totally Spies Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)
 
In the not-too-distant future,

Way down in WOOHP 13

There was a guy named Jerry,

Who had brand new scheme.

He had some spies who drove him nuts,

So he used a plan, which took some guts.

He made them all his new test case.

So he crammed them in a rocket and he shot them into space!!

 

(Clover: JERRRRYYYYY!!!!)

 

(Sam and Alex: Get us DOWN!!)

 

Oh, we’ll send them crappy fanfics,

The worst we can find (la, la, la)

And they’ll have to sit and read them all

And we’ll monitor their minds. (la, la, la)

 

Now keep in mind the spies can’t control,

Where the fanfics begin or end (la, la, la)

So they’ll try to keep their sanity

Until this series ends.

 

SPY GIRL ROLL CALL:

 

Mandy:

“I’m NOT a spy!”

 

Alex:

“Hi, there!”

 

Sam:

“The smart one.”

 

CLOOOOOOOVER!!

“As if.”

 

If you’re wondering how they eat and breathe,

And other science facts (la, la, la)

Then repeat to yourself:

*It’s just a show!*

I should really just relax

For TOTALLY SPIES THEATER 3000!

 

(Sam, Alex and Clover: What-EVER!)

 

**

 

THE SATELLITE OF SPIES

 

 

                    Clover rubbed her cute little blonde head as she slowly started to regain consciousness. “Uhhh…” she mumbled “Where am I? What’s going on?” She looked around and saw all kinds of high tech computer panels, all with buttons she couldn’t identify. She turned around to see a giant set of doors with the ‘WHOOP’ logo on them.

                    “Okay, like, what the HELL is going on here?” she asked as she dusted off her red bodysuit.

                    “Clover!” called a familiar voice.

                    “Alex?”

                    Alex wandered in rubbing a lump on her head. “Owww… What was Jerry thinking this time?” Alex grumbled. “I’m pretty sure I broke a nail.”

                    “Pretty sure?”

                    Alex gestured to her yellow bodysuit. “To find out I’d have to take this whole suit off.”

                    “So? It’s not like anyone’s watching?” said Clover.

                    “I guess…” Alex replied before wandering off to get undressed. “By the way, do you know where Sam is?”

                    “Huh…?” came a voice from above them. “Where the… YAHHHHH!”<CRASH!> As if on cue, the missing redhead fell from the ceiling and landed somewhat gracelessly at Clover’s feet.

                    “Would somebody PLEASE tell me what’s going on here?!” screamed Clover.

                    “GAH!” Sam shouted. “Alex!! Why are you taking off your clothes?!”

                    Alex blushed violently. “I can explain!” she shouted.

                    Hoo boy…” Clover muttered. It was then that she noticed a small red light blinking on one of the control consoles. “What’s that all about?” She leaned over and smack the button just below it.

                    “Alex, you’ve got a huge bruise on you butt,” said Sam.

                    “Oh, great…” Alex muttered. “And I broke THREE nails!”

 

**

 

WOOHP 13

 

 

                    Jerry gave a light smirk as the viewscreen came to life. “Ahh… Good afternoon, ladies,” he said in his usual suave sort of way.

                    “Jerry,” Clover began. “What’s going on?”

                    “Well, the truth is that you’ve all been… ‘volunteered’ for a testing experiment.” Jerry replied.

                    “What kind of testing?” Sam asked.

                    “Well… The surgeon general has asked us to do a study on the effects of internet fanfiction on the human mind to determine whether or not it should be required by law to have a warning on it,” said Jerry. “So we decided to isolate you on our new space vessel, the Satellite of Spies or SOS for short.”

 Jerry turned on a convenient stereo which started playing “SOS” by ABBA.

                    “Okay, Jerry, of all your bad jokes in the past that one was pretty bad.” Clover grumbled.

                    “By the way, that friend of yours, Mandy…” Jerry began.

                    “Mandy is NOT our friend!” Clover snapped. “She is EVIL!” Sam just rolled her eyes.

                    “Yes, well…” Jerry continued. “She stumbled onto the launch so we had to send her up there with you. I think she may be locked in one of the closets or something.”

                    “You WHAT?!” Clover shrieked causing Sam and Alex to cover their ears.

                    “Well, get used to it, girls,” Jerry replied with another smirk. “You’re first assignment is a ‘Pokemon’ story by Dr. Thinker. Enjoy.” Jerry leaned over to hit the ‘Send’ button. “Oh, and Alex, I don’t think that blue is really your color.”

                    Alex blinked before realizing she was standing there in her undergarments. “EEEEEEEEKK!!” she screamed before running off to get dressed.

                    Fanservice isn’t necessary, you know,” said Jerry as he smacked the button.
                   

**

 

THE SATELLITE OF SPIES

 

                    “I have a bad feeling about this,” said Sam.

                    “You and me both,” said Clover. Alex stumbled back in still pulling on her bodysuit.

                    Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out.

                    Arghhh!! IT’S A FIRE!!” Alex screamed.

                    “NO! WE’RE DECOMPRESSING!!” screamed Clover.

                    A sudden chill came to Sam as she realized what it really was.

                    “OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!”  Sam cried out.                     

 

(Door 6: It’s Clover’s walk-in closet. The doors slide open and you walk through.)

 

(Door 5: It’s Sam’s front door. She forgot her key so Alex needs to use a hairpin to pick the lock.)

 

(Door 4: It’s the spies wardrobe. You spend twenty minutes trying to find your way to the other side.)

 

(Door 3: It’s a waterfall. The girls freeze it and smash through.)

 

(Door 2: It’s a mirror. Once you pry the girls away from checking their makeup, you move on.)

 

(Door 1: It’s a trap door. You fall through it.)

 

(Door .7: The camera pans downward to a giant ‘WHOOP’ logo. The second ‘O’ opens up and you walk through..)

 

                    Sam, Alex and Clover take their seats in the front row.

 

Clover: Sam, what was that all about?

 

Sam:<shrugs> Something I saw on TV once.

 

>What If Meowth Was a Girl?

Clover: Well, for starters, he’d have more fashion sense.

 

Alex:<Meowth> Jessie… Ugh! What blind gypsy sold you THAT outfit?

 

>by Dr. Thinker

Sam: Dr. Thinker MD.

 

Alex:<Dr. Thinker> Doogie Howser, eat your heart out.

>I while back I read a Pokemon story, which look at a "What If".

 

Clover: You mean, like, what if the show wasn’t overhyped and stuff?

 

>That "What If" was Pikachu beening girl instead of boy.

 

Alex: Pikachu! It’s not nice to bean people! Especially not girls!

 

Clover: Yeah, well, it’s not nice to electrocute them either and I don’t see him stopping that.

 

Sam: Pikachu thinks the world is just his Anthy Himemiya, to abuse as he sees fit.

 

Clover: Sam… You’ve GOT to stop reading “Utena”, kay?

 

>But what if Meowth was a girl?

Clover: Like I said, he’d have more fashion sense.

 

Alex:<Meowth> ARGHHHHH! Cramp! Cramp!

 

<Sam and Clover stare at her>

 

Alex: Well, I thought it was clever.


>###########################################################

 

Sam: Someone must’ve encrypted the fanfic. I’ll try and decode it.

 

Clover: Sam… That’s a page break.

 

Sam: Oh.

>While walking thought a route to a Pokemon Center in Johto. Ash Ketchum and his friends here screamings of "I can't belive it.",

 

Sam: Seriously! It’s NOT butter!

 

Clover: Sale on 501’s at the GAP?! Like, NO WAY!

 

>"Don't TELL the BOSS!",

 

Clover: Great acting skills there.

 

Sam: Yeah. Almost as bad as Mandy’s

 

Alex: Well, what can you expect with that Fran Drescher voice of hers.

 

<The girls giggle>

 

>and "Nooooooooooooooo! Dat can't be right.".

 

Alex: Well, it’s certainly not left.

 

>They saw Nurse Joy outside.

Clover: What’s with the pink hair? She a big Gwen Stafani fan or something?

 

Sam: No. It’s naturally that color.

 

Clover: Oh… Huh?


>"What's going on here?" asked Brock.

 

Clover: Maybe if you opened your eyes you’d see for yourself, dumbass,

 

Sam: Clover…

>"Jessie Tocker and her boyfriend, James Ringer, are here." answered Nurse Joy.

 

Alex: Tocker and Ringer? Sounds like they make clocks for a living.

 

Sam: No. But they are cuckoo. <rimshot>

 

>"They asked to come in once, they located Ash Ketchum and his friends."

Alex:<Nurse Joy> And it’s about time you got here?

 

Sam:<Ash> How’d you know we were coming?

 

Alex:<Nurse Joy> UhhLaw of inevitability?


>"That's me, but they must be from Team Rocket." stated Ash. "Becareful and be expecting the unexpected."

Clover:<Kero-Chan, dubbed voice> You gotta learn to expect the unexpected,

 

Sam: I didn’t know you were a “CardCaptor Sakura” fan, Clover.

 

Clover: Not, really. But that Tomoyo’s got some really cool clothes.

 

<Sam and Alex sweatdrop>


>Both Misty and Ash nodded.

Alex:<Misty> Yeah. I think I agree with that.

 

Sam:<Ash> And I agree too… Uh… Cause I said it.


>##########################################################

Clover: No, no, no! You’re only supposed to push the number sign once! Don’t you know how to use a touchtone phone?


>They enter they saw many baby Meowths, Ekans, and Wheezings around the floor.

 

Alex: Boy. This nursery is really lame.

 

>Fur and some posion sludge covered all most all arena of the Pokemon Center from it's desk to it's videophone.

Sam: Brutal…

 

Clover:<Nurse Joy> WOULD YOU GUYS *PLEASE* STOP HAVING YOUR BATTLES IN OUR LOBBY?!!


>"I was expecting the unexpected, but this is strange then unexpectable." stated Misty.

<Long pause>

 

Clover: Anybody got a clue?

 

Alex: Uh… Could we try that again, Misty?

 

Sam: She’s been getting dialogue lessons from George Bush, I see.


>"Tell me something dat I don't know, Jamwit." stated a familar talking Pokemon.

 

Clover: “Jamwit”?

 

Alex: Yeah. I hear that’s really good with peanut butterclever.

 

Sam: I think this guy needs all the wit he can get.

 

>It was Meowth. Next, two them were to shamefully Arbok and Wheezing.

 

Clover:<Arbok> We’ve been very, very bad.

 

Alex:<Dr. Forrester> They’re naughty! Naughty, naughty, naughty!

 

<Clover and Sam sweatdrop>

 

Sam: Alex… Don’t ever do that again.

 

>Wobbot was standing in the conter with Liktang.

Clover: Wobbot?

 

Sam: Liktang?

 

Alex: Conter?

 

Sam: This story doesn’t come with a dictionary, does it?


>"What's next? Wobbat and Liktang having kids?" stated Jessie.

Alex: I hope not. They’re not fit to be parents.

 

Clover: Oh, just get them fixed.


>"We been watched." stated James.

Sam: Well, someone’s paranoid.

 

Alex:<whistles The X-Files theme>

 

Clover:<James a la Mulder> They’re watching us, Scully.


>"This is a TELEVISION show." stated Jessie, "we are supposed to be watched."

Alex: CRASH!

 

Clover: There goes the fourth wall.

 

Sam:<James> Oh, GOOD ONE, Jessie.

 

>"I know. I think the Team Ketchum is here." stated James.

Clover: Ketchum! Ketchum! He’s our man! If he can’t do it… Well, who cares?


>"Team Ketchum?" asked Misty confused.

Alex:<Misty> I never signed up to be one a team with this LOSER!


>"Well, since you been following Ash since day 1." stated Jessie. "We decide when we leave Team Rocket for good, we call you that. Even Meowth argeed

>on that."

Sam:<Jessie> We’re calling it quits and moving to Florida.

 

Clover: Miami? Ugh, how tacky.


>"Then you must had a reseaon that had to all those baby Pokemon." stated James.

Alex: Ummmm… Say what?

 

Sam: Someone needs to explain the birds and the bees to James.


>"Yes, Meowth, who we thought was a male, was reality a female." stated Jessie.

 

Sam: Well, that explains why Meowth was always shopping for shoes, I guess.

 

>"And Arbok and Wheezing here were males. Liktang and Wobbot, are females. Lucky them."

Clover: Yeah. We do have life a lot better.


>"That can't be right." stated Misty.

Sam: Déjà vu!

 

Alex: Someone smack the story. It’s skipping.


>"I what I thought about when they discover my first three babies." stated Meowth. "But we had Nurse Joy run the gender checker. And that's what

>happen, we discover the husands." They turned to point to the shamefully looking Arbok and Wheezings.

Sam: They need a machine to check gender?

 

Clover: Wait a sec… Doesn’t that mean Meowth was raped?

 

Sam: Oh, ICK! That’s disgusting!

 

Clover: Yeah. It’s like that anime that everyone thinks is sick and twisted… What was it called?

 

Sam: You mean “La Blue Girl”?

 

Alex: Oh, I know that one! Although the costumes weren’t as cool as in “Twin Dolls”.

 

<Sam and Clover stare at her.>

 

Alex: What? My last boyfriend loved those tapes.

 

Sam: Alex… That’s really, really sick.


>"They keeping telling me that's 'sorry'.

 

Alex:<Meowth> Then I pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on ‘em. Now they’re REALLY sorry!! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

<Sam and Clover sweatdrop>

 

Clover: Alex… We need to talk.

 

>And they want to leave Jessie and James. Since we had enough Meowth, we could keep two, give two away, and sell some of to Gionavii to rid of our

>debts. Will still have enough baby Pokemon to sell to every Trainer for a good price." stated Meowth.

Sam: Meowth is selling off her kids? Isn’t that awfully… um… Dickensian?

 

Alex:<Meowth> Sorry, kiddies, I gotta pay the rent so it’s off to the sweatshops with you.


>"By the looks of things. It's seems totally unexpectabled. But I had been expecting every since you guys enter
>Johto" stated a new voice.

Clover:<Magic Voice> Oh, and we have a commercial sign.

 

Sam: “Expectabled”?

 

Alex: Hey! It’s Tigger! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoooooo!


>The ex-Team Rocket and their ex-enemies turned to see a young boy dress in a home-maded version of Team Rocket's outfit.

 

Clover: Oh, dear GOD!!! Their clothes just got even WORSE!!

 

Sam: Easy, Clover…

 

>"Meet our plot hole fixing." laughed Jessie.

Sam: Hope you’ve got a lot of it.

 

Alex:<Naru Narusegawa> But can it fix the hole in my floor?


>"What's his name?" asked Misty.

Clover: Mud, what else?


>"Mondo." stated the boy.

 

<The girls fall out of their seats laughing>

 

Sam: Wow! I couldn’t have thought of a stupider name if I tried.

 

>"I used my Ditto to help get Jessie and James out of some of problems. So with out of my two little trouble makers, what's I'm going to do now?"

Alex: He’s just a rebel without a clue.

 

Sam:<Mondo> It’s TEARING ME APART!!!


>"You can come with this...." stated Ash.

Clover: With what?

 

Alex: A machine that goes “ping”!


>"One on condition." added Misty.

Alex: Two on condition, three on condition, four!


>"What's that?" asked Mondo.

Sam:<Misty> You wear a bag over your head.


>"Dump the Rocket outfit."

Clover: FINALLY!


>#######################################

Alex: Who spilled the Chex mix?


>Meanwhile underground, using high-tech informaton decived stolen from League itself.

Clover: They’re re-broadcasting without the permission of Major League Baseball!


>"I can't belive it. Those losers are leaving Team Rocket?" asked Butch. "But doesn't Gionavii kill?"

Alex: Kill who?

 

Clover: Giovanni IS “The Godfather”!

 

Sam:<Butch> What are we going to do?! Without losers how can we maintain our high standard of failure


>"Nope, and money makers such as Meowths on the black market will make him somewhat of a happy camper." replied Cassie.

Clover:<Cassie> Fixing that leak in his tent will make him a happier one, though.


>"That's like saying water is good for a rock Pokemon." stated Butch.

 

Sam: Uh… real clever there. No. Really.

 

Clover: Well, what can you expect from a guy named “Butch”?

 

Alex:<Sundance Kid> You just keep thinking, Butch. That’s what you’re good at.

 

>"But he's problem find the next weakest next to those lamers."

Alex: I think my cousin had one of those as a pet.

 

Sam: That’s *lamers*, Alex, not *lemurs*.

 

Alex: Oh.


>"Thanks good for Meowth being female." stated Cassie. "I wonder if were peg for being a little bit above those brainless fools."

Clover: Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black?


>"We will had a chat with the boss when we get back." stated Butch,

 

Sam: Butch sets node to +1

 

Clover: Cute, Sam.

 

>watching as Drowzee and Primape trashed the informathin decive.

 

Alex: Dr. T seems to have picked up a lisp.

 

>"Not even those lame enemies of them would find out."

Sam: Find out what?


>###################################################

Clover: A plaid scene change? Eww

>"Why is Wobbat and Liktong following me?" asked Misty look at them.

Sam: Because they’re rock stupid, dear.


>"Water Pokemons." stated Brock.

Alex:<Misty> Really? Where?


>"Go Pokeball!" stated Misty.

 Clover:<Pokeball> Yeah. Yeah. I’ll do it when I’m good and ready.


>"I take the Posion Pokemons, Wheezing and Arbok."

<Pause>

 

Sam: Uh… Who said that?

 

Alex:<speaker> Watch out for Arboks!


>"That's leaves me, with your Virctbell, James." stated Brock. "And good trainer must know how to defeat
>this own typkes."

Sam: Was that supposed to be types or tykes?

 

Clover: Like I care.


>"We all take one of the baby Pokemons." stated Misty. "I take a baby Ekans."

Alex:<Misty> Awww… What a cute baby venomous serpent.

 

Sam: Maybe she’s related to Draco Malfoy.

 

Clover: That was lame, Sam.


>"For me." stated Ash. "I will get a baby Meowth."

Alex: Kittens! How KAWAII!!

 

<Sam and Clover sweatdrop>

 

Sam: Alex, have you been watching subtitled anime again?


>Brock remarked "That's leaves me with a baby Wheezing."

Clover: Better get him some cough syrup.


>"We aslo catched a few Pokemon while not on the hunt for you or any Pokemon to steal." stated Jessie. "It's only two, a Beedrill and a pink and blue

>Butterfree."

Sam:<Ash> So how come you never used them?

 

Clover:<Jessie> Uh… I’m not sure.


>"What about that Snuball? Had you see that Snuball around her yet?" asked James.

Alex: Snuball? Does he mean snowball?

 

Sam:<Jessie> She melted when spring came.


>"Don't worry, Jiggypuff and Snuball are in mines now." stated Mondo.

Sam: Coal or diamond?

 

Clover: Geez… They really are selling pokemon into slave labor.


>"How did you do that?" Misty stated.

Alex:<Mondo> With a Ratliff Brand Plot Device™!


>Mondo shouted. "Watch this. Go! Ditto!"

Sam:<Mondo> See. I shouted just like that.


>A pink blob of a Pokemon with who's face looked it was hand-drawed on him by a human.

Clover: Eeww! Don’t play with your gum, kid.

 

Alex:<Ditto> I’m Bubbalicious!


>"I had my Ditto used it's Transformation attack on both of them. It's worked good for both of them."

Sam: This dialogue brought to you by the Department Of Redundancy Department.


>"But when we try to used it, it's didn't work." stated Jessie.

Clover: Big surprise there.


>"You need to work at beening better trainers." stated Misty..

Sam:<Jessie> Right! If we clobber better trainers we’ll get better pokemon! It’s PERFECT!

 

Alex: Maybe they can get some pointers from Pikachu


>"See you around." stated Jessie and James as they walked out while Meowth and his baby Pokemons.

Clover: While Meowth and his baby pokemons what?

 

Alex: Beats me.


>#########################################################

Alex:<Operator> Please press the number sign now.


>As they leave, Nurse Joy discover yolk and egg shells all over the place.

Alex:<Nurse Joy> ARGHHHHHH!!! Who was making omelettes and forgot to clean up?!


>"It's think it's time for a reunion of my family to clean up this place." stated Nurse Joy, her Channesy hugging
>on her body.

Clover: Chansey! Knock it off, you perv!


>############THE END#####################################

Clover: That was the best part. Right there.

 

Alex: You bet.

 

Sam: Come on. Let’s go.

 

**

 

                    “Oh man…” muttered Clover. “I hope this stupid experiment is going to be over soon. I can’t take many more stories like that.”

                    “Relax, Clover,” said Sam. “Jerry wouldn’t do that to us.”

                    Suddenly the viewscreen came to life. “Ah, hello, ladies,” said Jerry.

                    “Jerry…” said Clover in an even voice. “It’s official. I’m going to kill you.”

                    “Actually, “ Jerry continued, ignoring Clover’s threats. “we’ve come up with an end date for our experiment. We just need to get through a few more files.”

                    “Well, that’s good to he--” Alex began as an aide came up beside Jerry and set a huge stack of files on the desk. Slex, Sam and Clover stared blackly for a moment. “…hear…” Alex finished weakly.

                    “Oh, good… The second half of the shipment is here.” Jerry said brightly as the transmission cut.

                    The girls stared blankly for awhile. “No… way…” said Clover.

                    Sam just shugged. “It could be worse.” Suddenly, a loud banging sound came from behind one of the closet doors. “HEY! IS ANYONE OUT THERE?! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!” Mandy screamed.

                    “It just got worse,” Clover muttered.

                    “So what now?” asked Alex.

                    Clover yawned. “I’m tired. Let’s go to bed.”

                    “But what about Mandy?” asked Alex.

                    “Eh… Worry about her in the morning,” Clover replied.

                    “HELLO!!! IS ANYONE OUT THERE!!

                    “Hey! One of the buttons on the control console is blinking!’ said Alex.

                    “So?” asked Clover.

                    “I wonder what it does…” Alex reched out to press the button.

                    “Maybe you shouldn’t touch that, Alex.” Sam said with a nervous tone. “We don’t know what it doe--”

 

 

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                    “Well, now we do,” said Clover.

 

 

THE REAL END

 

(The “Totally Spies” closing theme plays)

 

                    I honestly have no idea what made me decide to try this experiment. I’m not even sure if anyone else out there knows the cast I’m using. It’s my own sort of “what if” scenario, I guess. I’m not replacing CCST3K, but it’s nice to use a different cast every now and then. I hope you enjoyed this little romp.^-^

 

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

 

 

Season One:

 

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

     (Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8)  Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

 

Season Two:

 

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

 

                Season Three

               

                21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

                22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

                23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

                24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

                25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

                26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

     (Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

                 

                 

               

                Deep Fried SPAM:          

               

                1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net

                2) Now Offering For Your “Sensitive” Delight… New And Improved!

 

               

                Specials:

-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea    

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 1-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 2-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

 

 

                Other MSTings:

                Totally Spies Theater 3000:

                Season One:

                1) What If Meowth Was A Girl?-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker.

 

 

 

>"Yes, Meowth, who we thought was a male, was reality a female." stated Jessie.

 

 

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