*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

 

 

(Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach....)

 

 

 CCST3K’s Magical MSTery Tour Productions Presents…

 

"DEAD OR ALIVE: XTREME FANFIC MSTing"  (A CCST3K MINI-SERIES)

 

EPISODE 1: MEGAMAN LEGENDS TRILOGY

 

(A Megaman Legends/Misadventures of Tron Bonne MSTing)

 

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

 

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author. 

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.                                             

 

“Dead Or Alive” is the property of Tecmo: Team Ninja. Bow down before the DOA Girls, mortals!

 

“Megaman Legends”, “Megaman Legends 2” and “The Misadventures of Tron Bonne” are all the property of Capcom Co.

 

“Megaman Legends Trilogy” is the property of Ian Jenkins and he’s welcome to it.

I do not intend to offend him by making fun of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. 

Think of this as another form of C&C.  ;)

 

 

**

KASUMI’S SUITE

ROOM 301: THE HOTEL ZACK

 

 

            The early morning light was barely just creeping through the windows of Kasumi’s suite when there was a knock at the door. Kasumi sat up, bleary eyed and barely conscious as she managed to get up, put on a robe and answer the door. The bellhop handed her a message which she accepted and then closed the door. The bellhop didn’t get a tip, but seeing Kasumi in her negligee and robe made him forget all about it.

            Kasumi ran her hand through her long auburn locks as she read the massage:

 

            You are cordially invited to a private screening of a new feature film in the theater this morning at 10 am today.

 

                                                                                                                                    -Zack

 

            Kasumi stared blankly at the message for a few moments. She hadn’t heard anything about a film screening before. She glanced at the alarm clock. It was only nine-thirty right now. She shrugged and tossed the message on her nightstand before heading to the bathroom to shower and get dressed.

 

**

THE HOTEL LOBBY

 

 

            A little over an hour later, Kasumi had finished and was headed for the hotel theater. Since she had a volleyball match that afternoon she had prepared in advance by putting on her pink asterope bikini with a red sarong around her waist to make herself look at least a bit more conservative. She wasn’t sure she was really in the mood to see a movie, but she had nothing to do that morning so she decided to go anyway.

            “You seem well this morning,” said a bemused voice from behind her. “Sleep well?”

            Kasumi recognized the voice immediately. She turned to see Ayane standing just a few feet away with her hands on her hips and a smirk on her face. Kasumi scowled at her lavender haired half sister. Kasumi wondered why she had to be teamed with Ayane for today’s match. It was ironic and not in a good way. Ayane had also apparently decided to be prepared in advance as she was wearing a pair of cut off shorts and a blue tank top over her purple amethyst bikini.

            “What’s the matter, sis?” Ayane said with a sardonic grin. “Aren’t you happy to see me?”

            “Don’t tell me you’re going to be at the screening too,” said Kasumi crossing her arms.

            “As a matter of fact, I am,” Ayane replied. “Why are you afraid your big, bad sister is going to hurt you?”

            “You wish!” Kasumi retorted with a scowl.

            “Oh?” said Ayane. “If you’re not scared…” she began as she yanked off Kasumi’s sarong causing the ninja girl to let out a startled cry. “Why are you wearing *that*?” Ayane pointed to the kodachi strapped to Kasumi’s left thigh.

            “It’s a force of habit,” said Kasumi as she grabbed the sarong back and tied it around her waist. “I wonder who else is going to be there…”

            Ayane shrugged and they both headed into the theater.

 

**

THE THEATER

 

 

            Leifang, Helena and Hitomi were already seated as Kasumi and Ayane entered the theater. The trio had been on the beach just a few minutes earlier and were still in their swimsuits. Hitomi was wearing her red and white flora bikini and was busy drying her hair with a towel, Helena had apparently not been in the water. She was wearing a white robe over her white and navy margarita suit. Leifang had been by the hotel pool and was wearing her yellow and pink sati bikini, her sunglasses still perched on top of her head.

            “Morning, Kasumi!” called a cheerful Leifang as she turned to see the newcomers.

            “Good morning, Leifang,” Kasumi replied with a smile.

            “Anybody have any idea what this is all about?” Hitomi asked as Kasumi and Ayane sat down.

            “Not me,” said Helena. “Kasumi?” Kasumi shrugged.

            “Where are Christie, Lisa and Tina?” Leifang asked. “Didn’t they get invited?”

            “Like I care…” Ayane muttered. “Hey, sis… Who are we playing against today?”

            Kasumi blinked. “I don’t know,” she replied.

            “It’s not me,” said Hitomi.

            “Me neither,” Helena added.

            Just then, the theater screen lit up to reveal Christie, Lisa and Tina standing in what looked like a security control room. “Good morning everyone,” said Christie. A loud series of bangs exhoed through the theater as the doors slammed shut and locked.

            “Oh lovely…” growled Ayane. “If this film is about them then I can understand why they didn’t tell us what the show was today.”

            “Hey!” Tina retorted but was silenced by a gesture from Christie.

            “Very amusing, Ayane,” said Christie. “Our host has recently felt somewhat maligned by you ladies.”

            “He should feel maligned,” said Hitomi. “Damn fool keeps trying to grope me… Lousy Dennis Rodman clone…”

            “Well, he thought that shoving him in the pool was a bit much,” said Lisa.

            “It was self-defense!” Leifang protested.

            “Well, did you have to drop the rock on him while he was underwater?” asked Lisa. “Anyway, he decided to punish you by making you read some internet fanfiction crap.”

            “Hey!” Helena interrupted. “How come you three got off?!”

            “Well,” said Christie. “Zack likes Tina too much to put her through that.”

            “And you two?” asked Kasumi.

            “Are here to keep the bimbo from pressing the buttons on the control panels,” Christie replied.

            “HEY!!” said Tina.

            “Zack does realize that by doing this I *will* be forced to rip out his guts and strangle him with them, right?” said Ayane darkly.

            Lisa and Tina just stared blankly for a moment but Christie seemed unmoved. “That’s not very nice…” said Tina.

            “Well, either way, we have for you something called ‘Megaman Legends Trilogy’,” said Christie. “Enjoy the show, girls!” And the image disappeared.

            Ayane began muttering curses under her breath as the story began:

 

**

 

>(Megaman, Roll, the Bonnes, etc., are all property of Capcom. They aren't my characters. Don't sue me. I probably made any people you’ve never heard of >before. Enjoy.)

 

Hitomi: He’s made people?

 

Ayane: It can’t be that hard. Someone made Kasumi Alpha, right?

 

Kasumi: Don’t remind me.

>Megaman Legends Trilogy

Helena: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix… This one seems a tad out of place.


>Episode One: Desperate
Alliance

Leifang: Geez… Not *another* Mortal Kombat sequel!

 

Kasumi:<Kitana> I never should have signed that damn ten year contract.


>By Ian Jenkins
>
>Email: Kronosreckeryahoo.com

Hitomi: That isn’t even a real e-mail!

 

Ayane: Well, this guy is off to a great start.


>"Do you have any idea why you are here, my dear...?" Glyde's voice echoed throughout the chamber,

 

Leifang: I’m going to go out on a limb and say a chamber.

 

Ayane:<Glyde> Now… Where did Tom Riddle hide that damn basilisk?

 

>"Ah... wait. I forgot! You're gagged... shut up like you should be... meddlesome brat!" he spat out as he slapped Tron across the face.

 

Kasumi:<Glyde a la William Shatner> I am... now… Evil… Kirk!

 

Helena: However, Tron’s *hands* were completely free allowing her to quickly dispatch the annoying twit.

 

>Unfortunately, she was not able to fight back. She had been chained to the wall, a gag in her mouth and tear-streaks down her beautiful face.

Ayane: Woah! Hey! What the hell kinda fanfic is this?!

 

Hitomi: Glyde’s gotta cut back on the hentai anime.

 

Kasumi:<Lemina Ausa> You just like having girls tied up, you pervert!!


>Tron winced as Glyde struck her not once, not twice but a total of six times.

 

Leifang: Not that this would come back to haunt him later. Nope. No chance.

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> Bring out the Gimp!

 

>A normal looting of a town turned out to be more than she expected as Glyde had come in, quick and brutal, totaling her new Gustaff and kidnapping her.

 

Ayane:<snorts> Yeah. I’m buying *this*. Glyde couldn’t beat eggs.

 

Helena:<Glyde> Fear my amazing plot contrivance powers!

 

>His Birdbots had dealt with the Servbots quickly before any of them could report back to Teisel Bonne what had happened.

 

Hitomi: …in a battle scene too goofy to show.

 

Leifang: Chibi-Robot Wars! Live on HBO!

 

>Now she was locked up somewhere but she could tell it was Glyde's base. She knew that his base on Carlbina had been destroyed but she wasn't aware of any >of his other bases.

Ayane: Oh, great… Now he’s Dr. Wily.

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> Well, I’m certain nothing will happen to *this* base. Nope. Nosiree.

 

Leifang: This smells like a setup for a Bob and George comic.


>"Keh-keh-keh!" a Birdbot ran in, screaming, "Incoming transmission! It's from the Gesselchaft II!"

Helena:<dramatic> The Revenge!

 

Hitomi: I wonder what happened to the Gesselchaft I. Must’ve been built after the *Gesselshaft*.

 

Leifang: Who named these things? Asuka Langley Sohryu?


>Glyde smiled. So, her big brother had come, at last.

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> I knew he was watching.

 

>He lowered the screen down and turned it on. The image of Teisel Bonne, with Bon Bonne standing in the back, appeared slowly... and he didn't look too happy.

 

Helena: Neither would I. Glyde’s webcam connection is crappy. And talk about long download times! Yikes!

 

>Glyde folded his arms, "Teisel, Teisel, Teisel... how nice you could call."

Hitomi:<Teisel> Well, I switched long distance companies recently…


>"Shut up, Glyde!" Teisel retorted, angrily, "Why have you taken Tron!?"

Ayane:<Glyde> To provide a plot for this fanfic, of course.


>Glyde sneered at Teisel, "Please... did you honestly think what I said in Yosyonke was an empty threat? I told you I'd get you for nearly having me killed! I think >killing your dear sister would suffice."

Leifang: Uma Thurman *IS* Glyde in “Kill Bonne: Vol. 1”!

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> If I really wanted to get even I’d have to kill you and your siblings and all your little servbots. That’d just about make us square.


>Teisel suddenly went wide-eyed, "You wouldn't DARE! Do you know what I would do if you did!?"

Hitomi:<Teisel> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Tron’s the only one who can work these damn machines! I have no idea what these buttons all do!


>Glyde laughed, "What are you going to do, Teisel? Call the police and tell them that infamous air pirate Teisel Bonne's sister has been kidnapped? Half the known >police forces in the world are on the Loath family payrolls, anyway. Besides, you bring your Gesselchaft anywhere near
Kazakh Island and your sister is history!"

Helena:<Teisel> You do realize you just gave away your location.

 

Leifang:<Glyde> Goddammit!


>Now Teisel was angry... REALLY angry,

 

Kasumi:<Teisel> Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

 

>"What the hell do you want from me, Glyde!?"

Helena:<Teisel> Blood?!

 

Ayane:<Glyde> That’s a good place to start.


>"Somehow, you managed to scrape up enough parts... and money... to make yourselves another Gesselchaft." Glyde grinned a tad sadistically,

 

Leifang: Big deal. Star Fleet managed to do it five times with the Enterprise.

 

>"Everything you have... the money... the possessions... and the Gesselchaft II. You give me all this, and I let your sister go."

Hitomi: Of course, once they give him everything they own, they won’t be able to leave Glyde’s base which means… he hasn’t thought this through very well.

 

Kasumi: But he just said that if they bring the Gesselchaft anywhere near the island… ARGHH!! This makes no sense!!


>By this time, Teisel was going completely nuts.

 

Leifang: How this is different from how Teisel usually is… Well, we don’t know.

 

>EVERYTHING they owned? He clenched his fist, "Glyde, have you lost your MIND???"

Kasumi:  said the pot to the kettle.


>"No." Glyde merely chuckled, "I am testing you to see how much family loyalty you have."

 

Helena:<Teisel> What?! No one said there was going to be a test!

 

>With that he backed away from the screen, turned to Tron and slapped her again... HARD.

 

Kasumi:<Lucia of the Blue Star> Pain…

 

Hitomi: Damn… The difficulty setting on this fanfic is stuck.

 

Ayane: Tron Bonne will now be played by Anthy Himemiya.

 

>The gag in her mouth muffled her loud cry but any idiot could tell she was in pain. Glyde laughed again and drew a pistol of sorts, aiming it at Tron's temple.

 

Helena: I didn’t know Tron was a Buddhist.

 

Ayane: Not that kind of temple, blondie.

 

Helena: Bite me, bimbo.

 

Ayane: You want a piece of me, opera girl?!

 

Kasumi: A pistol of sorts? So what sort is it?

 

>Glancing over at the screen, he grinned at Teisel who was in shock, "Guess your loyalty to family isn't as powerful as I thought." He jammed the gun into her >temple and she cried aloud.

Hitomi: Even though she was gagged one sentence ago.

 

Leifang: Continuity!


>"WAIT!" Teisel screamed.

 

Helena:<Teisel> I LEFT THE IRON ON!

 

>Glyde stopped, looking down, the smile still on his lips. He knew he'd crack. Looking up to the screen, he spoke, "Made a decision, have you?"

Ayane:<Teisel> Yes. I’ll have the red wine with the chicken.

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> God, you’re a dork.


>Teisel sighed, looking down, "All right, Glyde... it's all yours."

Hitomi:<Glyde> Really?

 

Leifang:<Teisel> No.


>"Excellent... in four days, rendezvous with me on
Kazakh Island. We'll make the transfer there."

Helena: They’re coming HERE?!

 

Ayane: Kazakh Island, not Zack Island, you twit.

 

Helena: Stuff it, butterfly girl.


>"How do I know you'll keep your word?"
>
>"Only that if you bring anything other than your possessions, I'll kill your sister myself."
Glyde sneered, "
Kazakh Island in four days! Not a day more!"

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> All your possessions that can’t be used as weapons or in any way can be used to threaten me.

 

Leifang:<Teisel> So you want what? My bottlecap collection?

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> No! Those edges are dangerous!

 

>With that he turned off the screen.

Hitomi: Glyde did his karaoke of “I’m Too Sexy”, which would turn anyone off.


>Teisel sighed as the screen turned blank. One of the Servbots slowly walked up to him, "Wh-what are we going to do about Miss Tron, Mister Teisel?"
>
>"We don't really have a choice." Teisel sat down, "We're going to have to-"
>
>"Babu! Babu-Babu Babu!" Bon spoke... sorta.

Ayane: He knows morse code.

 

Helena:<singing> I’ll send an SOS to the world…


>Teisel turned to look at him, "You have an idea? Well, don't just stand there, boy! Speak up!"
>
>"Babu-babu-babu-babu Babu!
Babubu!" Bon was almost jumping up and down in what seemed to be excitement.

Kasumi:<Teisel> Timmy fell down a well?

 

Ayane: Seriously, what the hell *is* Bon anyway? Is he a robot or what?


>A smile slowly crept across Teisel's face, "You mean... she LIKES him???" He laughed, "You're a genius, Bon! #15! Get a hold of the Flutter! I think it's about >time we asked the blue boy for a little favor."

Leifang:<heavy sarcasm> Yeah. He needs to repay you for all those attempts you made on his life.

 

Hitomi:<Teisel> Forget our giant flying war machine! Get me that decrepit piece of junk that Roll pilots!


>"You have lost your mind, Teisel Bonne, you have lost your mind." Megaman rubbed his face as he listened to Teisel on the comm, "Glyde kidnapped Tron and >now you want me to help you get her back?"

Kasumi:<Colin Mochrie> Nice segue.

 

Ayane:<Teisel> That’s the basic plot of the story, yes.

 

Leifang: I think Megaman is being presumptuous by assuming Teisel *had* a mind to lose.


>"Yes!" Teisel's panicked voice swept through the Flutter's cockpit,

 

Helena:<Teisel’s voice> Damn… There’s a lot of crap on this floor. Could someone get the dust pan?

 

>"I wouldn't be calling YOU if I wasn't desperate! I can't call the police and you're the only other one I know who can get the job done!"
>
>"Give me a very good reason why I should help you and I'll be the judge." Megaman said, his voice cold.

Ayane:<Megaman> I left it in the freezer last night.

 

Hitomi:<Megaman> How do you like my Sub-Zero impression?

 

Leifang:<Teisel> You sound more like Kula Diamond.

 

Hitomi:<Megaman> Even better!

 

Ayane: Oh great… Now I have the image of Megaman in a purple leather bodysuit in my brain.


>"I've been told that she likes you and-"
>
>Megaman sighed, "That doesn't matter."

Leifang:<Teisel> You don’t care that she might reward you with sex?

 

Kasumi:<Megaman> Whoa… Now that’s a different matter.

 

Ayane: That’s when Roll’s wrench became intimately acquainted with Megaman’s skull.


>Teisel was getting angry, "Oh, it doesn't, Megaman? Don't try and play the innocent fool. I saw your face in that warehouse on Kattelox. I know that somewhere >beneath your squeaky-clean blue armor... you like her too. If she is killed, you won't be able to forgive yourself. So please... help my sister!"

Hitomi: Somehow the concept of “Gee… I’m glad your not dead” never seemed like much of a romantic confession to me.

 

Leifang: Plus he’s blown up a lot of Tron’s war machines while she was still in them which seems to suggest he’s kind of indifferent to Tron.


>Megaman was silent as Roll looked on. She didn't like dealing with the Bonnes... especially Tron.

 

Helena:<Roll> Stupid bitch…

 

Kasumi: Oh great… It’s the old Betty and Veronica routine.

 

>But this would be Megaman's idea. She knew he was going to say yes and wasn't the least bit surprised when he did.

Leifang:<Roll> I am not the least bit surprised.

 

Ayane:<Roll> It’s the same thing day in and day out with him. Same breakfast, same conversation, same wild sex in the engine room…


>Teisel smiled, "Thank you, Megaman! Listen carefully, now. Glyde told me that he didn't want the Gesselchaft II anywhere near
Kazakh Island. It's more than >likely that's where his base is."

Helena:<Teisel> That and he stupidly told me that’s where his base was.

 

Hitomi:<Megaman> Wow! He’s even lamer than you!

 

Helena:<Teisel> Yeah, I-- HEY!!

 

Leifang: How he’s supposed to *hand over* the Gesselchaft to Glyde as he demanded is still to be determined.


>Roll checked up on
Kazakh Island as Teisel was talking and was surprised at what she found,

 

Kasumi:<Roll> Hey! They’re holding a beach volleyball tournament there! When this is all over Tron and I can be a team! We’ll get our bikinis… It’ll be fun!

 

>"Kazakh Island is practically a floating city! It'd be pretty hard to hide a base on the island."

Ayane:<Roll> What, with that damned flying echidna guarding the place.

 

Hitomi: Oddly, Kazach Island had been blown up a few chapters ago.


>"Unless." Teisel was musing, "Unless he's holed up in one of the buildings."
>
>Megaman rubbed his chin and nodded, "That's a good assumption."

Helena:<heavy sarcasm> Wow! The base would be in a *building*! What *amazing* deductive reasoning you have, Teisel.


>Teisel smiled, "Thank you. I have a contact on
Tannic Island, which is near Kazakh. He can help you get inside Kazakh Island without suspicion."
>
>"Can we trust him?" Megaman asked, quirking an eyebrow.

Hitomi:<Megaman> Fascinating…

 

Leifang: He’s being quirky! Ha!

 

Ayane: Don’t make me hurt you.


>"As much as you can trust me." Teisel said, simply.
>
>Megaman and Roll both blinked for a few moments. Roll shook her head, "That doesn't give us much confidence."

Ayane:<Teisel> Of course it doesn’t, you tools! That’s the joke!

 

Leifang and Kasumi:<Roll and Megaman> Oh.


>"Sue me."

Hitomi:<Megaman> If you insist…


>Megaman rubbed at his face,

 

Kasumi: He’s doing a lot of that lately.

 

Helena:<Megaman> Jeez… I need to shave.

 

>"Roll, set course for Tannic Island. Don't worry, Teisel. We'll get your sister back."
>
>"Thanks again, Megaman!
Good luck!" With that, the comm was silent.

Leifang:<Roll> Damn! I forgot to pay the phone bill this month!


>Roll stared ahead as she piloted the Flutter. She wasn't exactly thrilled with the fact that Megaman was getting himself involved with the Bonnes again. But, she >couldn't say that to him. She merely stayed silent as she continued onward towards Tannic. Megaman headed out of the cockpit, probably to his room, to >prepare.

Kasumi: Say… Where’s Roll’s grandfather? You know, the aged decrepit Kano clone?

 

Hitomi: I think he’s gone to that great dig in the sky.


>As Megaman entered his room, his faithful dancing monkey, Data, was following, doing his dance as he went.

 

Ayane: Someone please *kill* that damned thing.

 

>Megaman sat down on his bed, staring at the floor. Data bounced up to him and spoke, "Ki-ki! Megaman! Why so down?"

Helena:<Megaman> Because I have to endure you’re constant annoying chittering?

 

Leifang:<Data> Nah. That can’t be it.


>Megaman shook his head, "It's this upcoming mission. I think... I think Teisel is right."
>
>"About Glyde's location?"

>
>"No."
Megaman sighed, "I think I like Tron."

Kasumi:<Megaman> I mean, sure, the special effects are dated and the plot is screwy, but all in all it’s not a bad film.

 

Ayane:<Data> I think you’ve taken one too many shots to the head, kid.


>Data jumped up so far, it was as if he was going to go through the ceiling. Megaman caught him quickly but Data stopped his dance, "You LIKE her?"
>
>"Shhhh."
Megaman set him down and put a finger to his mouth, "Keep it down, will ya? Yeah, I do. So what?"

Leifang:<Data> But she already has a date for the prom!

 

Hitomi:<Megaman> Maybe if I pass her a note in study hall…


>Data started doing his dance again but wasn't too happy. It was a rapid dance, a dance of anger,

 

Helena: I think Data’s doing his Mog the moogle impression.

 

Kasumi:<Data> Kupo!

 

>"She tried to kill you numerous times, and she lied to you!"

Leifang:<Data> The murder attempts are one thing, but she LIES LIKE A RUG!!

 

Ayane:<smirks> What can I say? Bad girls get all the guys.


>"...She helped me on more than one occasion, too." Megaman retorted, "Getting me home, for example?"

Hitomi: That was because she was the designated driver and you had had a few too many, Megaman.

 

Kasumi:<Megaman, drunk> Heeeeeyyyy, Troooooonnn… You know you’re pretty shexy wheeeennn you’re mad. <hic>


>Data was silent but shook his little head, sighing, "I hope you know what you're getting into, Megaman." With that, he danced his way out of the room.

Helena:<Data, singing> I am the dancing queen, youngest queen! Only seventeen!

 

Ayane: He’s practicing for a Dance Dance Revolution war with Tea Gardener.

 

Leifang:<CardCaptor Schlueter> Tea-saaaamaaaa!! ^-^

 

Hitomi: He needs help.


>Megaman watched him and sat back down on the bed, "So do I."
>
>Glyde grinned to himself.

 

All: GAH!!

 

Leifang: Don’t DO that!

 

>Teisel would come through and give him everything the Bonne family owned. Once that was done, he could finish them off easily. Without the Servbots to aid them >and without Tron's machines to fight with, all they had was their little brother, that annoying Bon.

Hitomi: But you *ordered* them not to bring their weapons!! How can they--- ARGHHHHHH!! I give up! This crap makes no sense!


>He slowly walked up to Tron and removed her gag. Taking a rose and gliding it down her cheek, he smiled, "My dear... your brother has opted to lose everything >in exchange for you. How brave is that?"

Ayane: So… immediate surrender is brave now?

 

Leifang: I guess that makes us all cowards.


>Tron glared at him, "You'll get yours for this, Glyde!"

Kasumi:<Tron> You and your little dog too!


>Glyde laughed. He had heard this all before from Tron and her brother. The only problem was that she had gone through on her word.

 

Helena:<Glyde> How was I to know? After all she has a reputation for lying!

 

Hitomi:<Tron> WOLF!! RUN!! Ha, ha! Fooled you!

 

>Ross Loath was imprisoned, he was now on the run from the other half of the police forces that WEREN'T on his payroll, and his Birdbot forces were at an all->time low.

 

Kasumi: So he’s decided that now would be a good time to stage a kidnapping plot against his enemies.

 

>However, he thought that the fact that Kazakh Island was under his control was good enough and even better that a quarter of its population were willingly helping >him. The majority was hoping that Glyde would kill Tron, so to have one less member of the Bonne family on their cases.

Leifang: So this island is inhabited primarily by people who have no problem with harboring a fugitive and being accessories to kidnapping and murder?


>"Tron, do you have any idea how painful it was back on Yosyonke?" he asked rhetorically, turning his back to her while two other men stood by watching, with >machine guns in their arms, standing guard over the air pirate.

Helena:<Glyde a la Dr. Smith> Oh, the PAIN! The PAIN!

 

>"Oh, please." she rolled her eyes, "I went through the same thing."

Ayane:<Tron> Geez… You’re such a baby.

 

Hitomi: So all the men in these games are the wusses?

 

Helena: Yeah. Kind of like ours.


>Glyde shook his head, "You haven't been betrayed before." He turned to face her again, "Or maybe you have. Either way, we had a deal and you didn't come >through."

Leifang:<Tron> I’m EVIL, you knob! What did you expect?!


>"So, you're taking everything we have. There's your payment!"

Kasumi:<Glyde> I don’t take CODs.


>"Oh, no, no, no." Glyde shook his head and sauntering back over to Tron, slowly, "You didn't come through on your part of the bargain so... I won't come through >with mine."

Helena:<Tron> Wait… What the hell are we talking about again?


>Tron's eyes widened, "You don't mean.?"
>
>"Once I have everything from your brothers." Glyde moved in for the coup de grace, "You will die."

Ayane:<Glyde> You DIE, Joe!


>Tron was angry and scared at the same time, spitting on Glyde's face. Glyde simply smiled at her, that sick and demented smile.

 

Hitomi:<Glyde a la Xellos> Could you do that again but harder?

 

>As Tron stared into his eyes, her own began to well up with tears.

Kasumi:<Tron> Dear GOD! Glyde, when was the last time you bathed?!


>"You're scared, aren't you.?" Glyde whispered, "You should be. I'm not sure how your parents died, Tron but... you can be sure you'll be seeing them soon in >Hell."

Leifang: Glyde learned villainous dialogue from chop-socky movies, I see.

 

Helena:<Glyde, badly dubbed> You have offended my honor! Now you will must die!


><Oh, God.> Tron's mind screamed, <HELP ME! Teisel! Bon! Anybody... please... help me...>

Ayane:<Tron> Shut up, mind!

 

Kasumi:<Tron’s mind> Help me, Rhonda! Help, help me, Rhonda!!


>"Megaman, we're approaching
Tannic Island." Roll's voice rang through the ship.

 

All: GAH!!

 

Hitomi:<Glyde> Hey! My scene wasn’t done yet!!

 

Leifang:<Roll> Please return your seats to the upright and locked positions.

 

>Megaman opened one eye sleepily, still in the sitting position from when Data had left him.
>

>"Guess I was more tired than I thought." he yawned as he stood up, albeit he was a bit shaky. Exiting his room, he entered the cockpit and leaned against the wall.

Helena: He can sleep while sitting?

 

Ayane: That’ll lead to back problems, friends.


>Roll glanced back at him, "Hey, Megaman... are you all right? You look exhausted."

Leifang:<Megaman> Well, we didn’t get much sleep last night, remember?

 

Helena:<Roll> Shhh! Not in front of the robot monkey!

 

Ayane: I don’t know you two.


>"Yeah, I'm all right." Megaman nodded, "Any contact?"
>
>"No, not-" Roll began.
>
>"Unidentified ship!
Halt now!" a voice suddenly came on the comm.

Hitomi:<voice> And watch out for snakes!


>"Wha...?" Megaman quirked an eyebrow, "Who is this?"

Kasumi:<voice> Someone who’s sick of your quirkiness, blue boy!

 

Helena:<voice> I’m your WORST NIGHTMARE!!

 

Ayane:<Megaman> A Megaman Legends fanfic written by PJ?

 

Leifang: No. That’s *Roll’s* worst nightmare.


>"Prepare to be boarded! If you don't surrender, you'll be fired upon!" the voice snapped.

Hitomi: CRACK!

 

Kasumi:<voice> My spine!!

 

Helena: Those damned Trakce are everywhere these days.


>"No, you dolt!" Teisel's voice rang on the other line, "THESE are the ones that are going to help us!"
>
>Megaman and Roll slowly turned to look at each other.

Kasumi:<Roll> What the HELL have you gotten us into?!

 

Leifang:<Megaman> I’m all for leaving right about now.


>"They are?" the first voice asked, "Oh... whoops... boy, is my face red."
>
>"It WILL be red in a minute!" Teisel snapped. Upon clearing his throat, Teisel addressed the Flutter, "Sorry about this, Megaman, he's a bit too energetic about his >job."

Helena:<Servbot, singing> I’m filing! Oh yes, I’m filing! I’m filing morning, noon and niiiiiiight!


>"That's all right." Megaman replied, "Do we have clearance to land?"
>
>"Yes.
Just pull up to that big crane there." Teisel instructed.

Hitomi:<Teisel> The white zone is for loading and unloading only.


>Roll did as she was instructed, maneuvering the Flutter towards the crane that looked to pull down into a large warehouse. As the airship passed by the crane, the >crane jumped to life, grabbed the Flutter quickly, and brought it into the warehouse. Megaman and Roll were both tumbled about by the suddenness of it all. >Megaman landed on his back and Roll right on top of him. Cozy, hm?

Helena:<Roll> Not now, Megaman! Someone will see!

 

Leifang: Looks like Megaman wants a *Roll* in the hay! Ha!

 

Ayane: One more pun like that and I’ll break your face.


>"Oh, and by the way." Teisel's voice came back, "I hope you have seatbelts. It'll be a tad bumpy."
>
>"THANK you, Teisel."
Megaman retorted through clenched teeth.

Hitomi:<Megaman> …ya big tool.


>Roll blushed and stood, "Sorry."

Leifang:<Megaman> Don’t be!


>Megaman shook his head and slowly got to his feet, "Have we stopped?"
>
>Looking out the window, Roll nodded, "Yes. It's looks like we're in that warehouse."

Kasumi: An abandoned warehouse?! What the--?! What the hell kind of budget did they film this on?!


>Megaman cracked his metallic knuckles, "All right, then. Looks like we're in business. I'll go out and try to find Teisel and get this overwith. I'll be back."

Leifang:<Gary Shandling> Okay. Fifteen minutes just past…

 

Ayane:<Megaman> I’m back now. Teisel and the others are dead.

 

Hitomi:<Roll> I thought we were here to help them.

 

Ayane:<Megaman> Yeah. But this way was so much easier. So you wanna get lunch?


>Without another word, Megaman dashed out of the cockpit and to the door, opening it and taking his first few steps out of the Flutter... and crashing down to the >ground.

Helena: Watch that first step, kiddo, it’s a doozy.

 

Kasumi:<Roll> Remind me why I’m supposed to be in love with him again.

 

Ayane: It’s Bob and George version Megaman!


>"THIS is Megaman Volnutt???" a voice asked, sounding like the one from the comm who had threatened to fire on the Flutter.

Leifang:<Servbot> Can I just hurl myself out the window now, sir?


>"Megaman, can you hear me?" Teisel's voice sounded with a sigh, "Next time, you might wanna wait AFTER we've put the stairs up to reach your ship's door."
>
>"Ugh."
Megaman slowly opened his eyes, "That hurt."

Helena: Yes, Megaman, falling great distances and landing on one’s head usually does.

 

Ayane: I had to teach Leon that one the hard way. <smirks> Over and over again.


>"Get up from there and let's get to work." Teisel grumbled. Megaman got to his feet and shook the cobwebs from his head. He glanced at the person standing next >to Teisel. He looked about 16, unshaven, brown hair.

Kasumi:<person> Hi there, I’m Mr. Generic Teen. Nice to meet you. Say, what do you think of this neat red shirt I just got?


>Teisel put a hand on the kid's shoulder, "Megaman, I would like you to meet Aurin Esling. He's my contact that'll get us into
Kazakh Island."

Hitomi: Translation: He’s my travel agent.

 

Helena:<William Shatner> You should have booked with Priceline.com!


>Aurin nodded and bowed slightly in respect, "Megaman Volnutt... a true pleasure." A grin formed on his face as he glanced up to Teisel, "THIS is the guy who >beat the living hell out of you???" A huge chorus of laughs by the kid and some of the others around followed this comment. Teisel's response was to grab Aurin >by the scruff of his shirt and hoisting him up to eye level.
>

>"You bring that up again." Teisel growled in a threatening voice, "...and I'll rip out your vocal chords."

Leifang: Hey! Lighten up, Teisel. The kid knows a good joke when he sees one.

 

Ayane: I guess Tron and Roll exist to give this series an air of competence.


>Megaman rubbed his throat, wincing slightly.

 

Kasumi:<Megaman, raspy> Anybody got any antiseptic spray?

 

>Aurin immediately stopped laughing and Teisel dropped him. Regaining his footing, he stood at attention, "Uh, right. If you two gentlemen will follow me, I will >show you to the meeting room."
>
>Aurin, turning on his heels, retreated to a nearby card table set up a few feet away, sitting in a chair and surrounded by the 40 Servbots (Kobuns) and Bon Bonne. >Megaman blinked, "Nice meeting room... a chair and a card table?"

Helena:<Megaman> I *know* we had more in our set budget than this.

 

Hitomi:<Teisel> Well, *someone* blew it on a trip to Vegas.

 

Leifang:<Aurin> Look… I said I was sorry!


>Aurin shrugged, "Best I could do on my salary." He glared at Teisel at the end of that little comment, who silenced him with a look of his own.

Kasumi: Uh-oh… Staring contest!


>Wiping sweat from his brow, Aurin nodded, "S-so, anyway, you two need to get to
Kazakh Island undercover, right? So, the only way you'll be able to get in >without being detected by... uh... what's his name?"
>
>"Glyde." Megaman replied.

Ayane: Well, this Aurin guy seems *wonderfully* well informed of the situation.

 

Leifang: This operation’s trying its hands at all kinds of incompetence.


>"Yeah, whatever." Aurin shrugged, "Now,
Kazakh Island held a front for the Loath Corporation's illegal operations, known as SigmaCorp.

 

Helena:<raises an eyebrow> “SigmaCorp”? You’ve got to be kidding me.

 

Hitomi: I guess “Legends” is quickly becoming the “Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle” of Megaman.

 

Leifang:<CardCaptor Schlueter> SPEAK ILL OF CLAMP AND DIE!!!

 

Ayane: You’ve got to stop channeling that guy.

 

Leifang: Damn… I wish I could.

 

>When Loath was captured, SigmaCorp disavowed any knowledge of being a part of the Loath Corporation,

 

Kasumi:<SigmaCorp Recording> Should any of our employees be captured or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

 

>while they still continued doing illegal operations for the Loath Corporation. They built up enough money to get Glyde out of prison. Glyde took over the entire >corporation and never released Lex Loath himself. I believe that Glyde is holding Tron hostage in the SigmaCorp Headquarters, in the Center of Kazakh Island."

Ayane:<rolling her eyes> Where else?


>Teisel rubbed his chin, "And how do you propose we get into SigmaCorp? That place is a skyscraper!"

Helena: Actually, it’s just Umbrella Corp headquarters with some CGI modification to make it look new.


>"A water insertion is out of the question." Aurin shook his head.

Hitomi:<Aurin> Mostly because I have no clue what the hell I mean by that.


>"Is there any kind of airship that won't be recognized by Glyde's forces?" Megaman asked.

Leifang: We’re hovering very close to a Final Fantasy crossover at this minute.


>"Possibly." Teisel's eyebrows arched, "Aurin here is a spy. He's gotten his hands on a nice little cargo airship that he recovered after one of Loath's operations. It's >got the SigmaCorp insignia and everything!"

Kasumi: Hey! This is the Rebel infiltration plot from “Return of the Jedi”!


>"Hey!' Aurin yelped, "Don't volunteer my equipment. I love that thing."

Helena: …a little too much.

 

Hitomi: Ick…


>"You'll pay for it in spades if you don't let us use it." Teisel glared at him.

Leifang: Oh… It’s a bridge game?

 

Kasumi:<Aurin> But I don’t have that many shovels!


>Aurin, coward he was, rubbed the back of his neck, grumbling, "Fine, but, if it's destroyed, I want compensation, OK???"
>
>"You owe me money anyway!" Teisel flared, "You're lucky you're not in our new and improved torture room!"

Helena: NEW and IMPROVED!!

 

Leifang: Tron had it installed for disciplining Servbots, interrogating prisoners and recreational purposes.

 

Ayane:<Tron> CALL ME QUEEN!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! <makes whip cracking sound>

 

Kasumi:<victim> Yes… Mistress…


>Megaman blinked at the two. He was trying hard to remind himself just why he was doing this: to help rescue Tron. To get to her, he was pretty much willing to >put up with anything that came his path.

Hitomi: And Megaman knows that to conduct a rescue, sometimes you have to work with a lot of tools.


>"Guys, guys, let's calm down here." He said, putting his hands up, "Let's not try and forget why we're here, all right? Tron's in big trouble if we don't get her out of >there!"

Helena: Yeah. Starring in a movie with Tim Allen and Rene Russo can be frightening.


>Aurin turned to Megaman and nodded, "Uh, right. Let's go over the detailed plans."

Kasumi: Oh, the *detailed* plans. So Aurin is Jim Phelps now?

 

Leifang:<hums the Mission: Impossible theme>

 

Hitomi:<Peter Graves> First I get replaced by Jon Voight and now this… I’m going to beat Tom Cruise senseless.


>Tron opened her eyes groggily. A slight nap, courtesy of one of Glyde's torture devices, also known as a cattle prod, had been what she need.

 

Ayane:<Glyde> Yes. I’ll just JAB THE HEROINE with this LETHAL DEVICE because there’s NO WAY this is going to come back and bite me in the ass later.

 

Kasumi: Chill, sis, it’s just a fanfic.

 

>However, she found herself with another problem, "Ugh... my head."
>
>"Keh-keh-keh-keh-keh!" A Birdbot cackled, "Oh, good! You're awake! Glyde's got some great news for you... well, actually... it's NOT so good for you! Keh->keh-keh!"
>
>"Oh, really?" Tron growled, "So, what else is new?"

Helena:<Tron> You idiots are so predictable.


>"It's simply this, my dear." Glyde smiled as he strode in from another room, "I was just contacted by one of your more... disliked enemies. This one has told me >that your brothers and Megaman are coming to try and save you."

Ayane:<dryly> Gee… I wonder *who* in this story could have *possibly* decided to sell Tron up the river. Hmmmmm… Let me *think*!

 

Kasumi: Enough already…


>Tron widened her eyes, "Megaman??"
>
>"Yes, indeed." Glyde nodded, "But rather than just kill you now, I'll just use you as a bargaining chip in the long run of things. Besides, I'd like to show you more of >my devices... quite effective, aren't they?"

Hitomi: I don’t even want to *think* about where he’s going with this.


><He should have killed me...> Tron thought, <That's the last mistake he'll make.>

Leifang: I dunno. I think Glyde’s going to make a lot more mistakes before this thing ends.


>"But... who was it? Who told you about the attack?" she asked, her brows furrowing.

Kasumi:<Glyde> Hey! Who’s the prisoner and whose the captor here?

 

Ayane:<Tron> Shut up and answer the damned question before I rip your balls off, Glyde.

 

Kasumi:<Glyde, terrified> Yes, ma’am!


>Glyde smiled and bent down, putting his mouth near her ear and whispering the name of Tron's enemy. As soon as Tron heard the name, her eyes were as wide as >dinner plates, a loud gasp escaping her mouth.

Helena:<loud gasp> I’m free! Free at last!


>"It's-" she began but Glyde stuffed her gag back in.
>

>"Yes. That's exactly who it is." Glyde shrugged, "Things are going to get interesting from here on in. Don't do anything stupid, I advise you."

Ayane: Ian… Quit pretending. We all know who the traitor is.


>He stroked her cheek with his rose again, "I wouldn't want to see you dead before the end comes, my dear Tron."

Leifang:<Glyde> Yes, I wouldn’t want to see you dead before you die, Tron. <pause> Wait a sec…


>Tron shook her head. That name... it was sticking in her head. She was incredulous. First, she was ecstatic to hear that Megaman was going to be coming to get >her out of this bind. However, that sweet, sweet taste of triumph turned bittersweet in her mouth upon hearing the name of the enemy.

Hitomi: Or maybe it’s just that that rag in her mouth really needed washing.

 

Helena:<Tron> What the hell did he use this for before?


><Megaman, please...> she thought, <Come quickly...>

 

Ayane: Funny… That’s usually what the *guy* says…

 

>(Megaman, Roll, the Bonnes, etc., are all property of Capcom. They aren't my characters. Don't sue me. I probably made any people you’ve never heard of >before. Enjoy.)

Kasumi: If that’s at all possible.


>Megaman Legends Trilogy

Ayane: …was better than Ultimate Megaman Legends 3, not that anyone really cared at that point.


>Episode Two: Tron's Liberation

Leifang:<Tron> Give me liberty or at least a decent plot!


>By Ian Jenkins
>
>Email: Kronosreckeryahoo.com

Helena: More like Continuitywreckeryahoo.com

 

Hitomi: It’s still not a real e-mail, Ian.


>"If you two can land on the roof of SigmaCorp." Aurin began, wiping sweat from his brow, "You can make your way down. More than likely, they'll be keeping >her up near the 50th floor. That's where the security center and interrogation area is located. And, I'm pretty positive, that it'll be very well guarded."

Kasumi:<Aurin> Just like in the Shinra Build--Oh, wait…


>Megaman looked at the crude map that Esling was providing. It pretty much showed the landing pad on the roof, on the 55th going down to the 45th floor.

Ayane:<Megaman> Why is this drawn in crayon?


>"What if she's NOT?" Megaman asked, "We can't sneak through every single floor undetected."

Leifang: So far I’ll be surprised if they can sneak through *one* floor undetected.

 

Helena:<Megaman> We are a shrub. Move along, please.


>"She'll be there. I'm almost positive." Aurin replied confidently.

Hitomi:<Aurin> I’m absolutely sorta pretty sure about this!


>"How do you KNOW?" Teisel eyed Aurin suspiciously.
>
>Aurin gulped, "I was there undercover! YOU sent me in before, remember? I know what's on each and every floor. Where else would she be?"

Kasumi: So Teisel hires this guy to create a rescue plan and is *surprised* that he might actually know something about the place they’re breaking into?

 

Leifang:<Teisel> Look… We *tried* to get B. Jenet, but SNK is still pissed about getting second billing in the Vs. games.

.
>Teisel grunted and was silent. Aurin cracked his knuckles and went on, "Anyways, that's about it. Any questions?"

Ayane:<Ben Stein> Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?


>The two were silent. Aurin nodded, "Excellent. Then get moving. Tron needs us now and we can't do anything just standing here." Gesturing down the hall, he >spoke again, "The cargo ship is that way. Good luck." With that, he turned to walk away. Megaman grabbed his arm.
>
>"Wait just a minute here!" Megaman glared at Aurin, "Where do you think you're going???"

Helena:<Aurin> The bathroom. I had waaaaaaayyy too much coffee this morning.


>"I'll be monitoring your progress from here!" the kid grinned, "I'm not stupid enough to try this, you numbskulls. That place is packed with Glyde's loyalists. You're >both numbskulls to try and get her. Better to just give up all your possessions."

Hitomi:<Linda Blair> It’s not that easy I’m afraid.


>Teisel grabbed him, "Don't EVER say that again! Do you know how long it took me to restore all this?"

Leifang:<Aurin> How long it took *you*?

 

Kasumi:<Teisel> Okay, do you know how long it took *Tron* to restore all this?


>"Is your money worth more than your sister's life, Teisel?" Aurin asked, harshly.
>
>"Please!
Mister Teisel! Mister Esling! Stop fighting!" a high-pitched voice suddenly shouted. The three looked down at their feet to see one of the Servbots >looking back up at them with big eyes.

Helena: New Precious Moments™ Servbots.


>"#40..." Teisel began.
>
>"Miss Tron needs our help!" the Servbot wailed, "I don't want to never see her again!"

Hitomi: That line doesn’t parse well.

 

Kasumi:<Servbot #40> Wait… What the hell did I mean by that?


>Megaman rubbed the back of his neck, thoughtfully, "Neither do I."
>
>All eyes seemed to slowly turn directly to Megaman after he made his comment. His eyes darted around, confusedly, "Um... what... did I say?"

Ayane and Leifang:<Teisel and Aurin> Neither do I.

 

Kasumi:<Megaman> Oh, right! Thanks.


>Teisel dropped Aurin onto his feet, "All right. If you want to stay, that's fine. Be my guest. Less room for us anyway." Teisel growled as he headed towards the >cargo bay.

Helena:<Teisel a la Eegah> <mumble, mumble> Shtemlow…


>Rolling his eyes, Esling sat at the table again, "Well, you two scurry off and get this task overwith. Good luck! You're gonna need it."

Leifang: Hugh Jackman *IS* Van Elsing!


>Megaman rolled his eyes and followed Teisel. This was going to be it. Finally, they'd get Tron back. He was just hoping that bastard Glyde hadn't harmed her.

Ayane: Hope in one hand, crap in the other, kid.


>Teisel fiddled with the controls of the cargo ship, muttering to himself, "I should have taken one of the Servbots to fly this. I'm not used to flying ships! I'm just used >to ordering OTHERS to fly ships!"

Kasumi: Teisel Bonne: Middle Manager Extraordinaire!


>He looked back at Megaman, who had buckled himself in, "Hey, Megaman! Can you fly this thing?"
>
>"I don't fly." Megaman sighed, "I'm just used to Roll flying the Flutter, that's all."

Helena: So why not get her to fly it?

 

Hitomi: Where is she anyway? She kinda disappeared at the end of the last chapter.


>Teisel stood, "Well, uh, there's a first time for everything, isn't there? Have a seat at the wheel."

Leifang: Uh-oh! They’re on a collision course with wackiness!

 

Ayane: And possibly the side of a building.


>Megaman gulped as he eyed the pilot's seat. He had remembered one of the times he had tried to fly the Flutter. Data had gotten in his way and he nearly crashed >into the sea. That was nearly a disaster. Standing from his own seat, he made his way up to the pilot's seat and sat down. It was nerve- racking to say the least. He >could almost see Data's image dancing in front of him, trying to help him "relax" while secretly Megaman had a feeling the monkey wanted to kill him.

Helena: Yes, Data was secretly plotting to kill Megaman so he could have Roll all to himself.

 

Hitomi:<Data> Roll, let me be your love monkey!

 

<Ayane grabs Kasumi’s kodachi. Instead of drawing it, she just whacks Helena and Hitomi over the head with it.>

 

Helena: Owwww…

 

Ayane: Next time I won’t leave the scabbard on. <hands the kodachi back to Kasumi>


>Megaman slowly started to get the ship off the ground as Teisel sat in the rear seat, buckling himself back in. The small ship began to lift from the ground when.
>
>"MEGAMAN!!!" a high-pitched call came from over the comm. Megaman jumped and lost control of the ship as it slammed into the wall.
>
>"HEY!"
Teisel yelled, "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FLYING THIS SHIP!"

Leifang:<Megaman> I am! I’m flying it into a wall!

 

Ayane: I see Megaman is a graduate of the Misato Katsuragi Driving School.

 

Kasumi: This is why Roll drives most of the time.


>"Who is this!?" Megaman yelled into the comm.
>
>An ever-annoying monkey voice came onto the comm, "Megaman, this is Data! I just wanted to wish you good luck! Ki-ki!"

Leifang:<Data> And I figure that take-off was the best time to do so. Ki-ki!


>Before Megaman could have a chance to curse out the monkey, the comm went dead.
>
>"Is that monkey trying to get us KILLED?" Teisel exclaimed.
>
>"I think so." Megaman sighed, shaking his head, "All right... here we go."

Helena:<Data> MEGAMAN!

 

All: CRASH!!

 

Helena:<Data> Ummm… Is this a bad time?


>As Megaman tried again, the ship blasted forward... and hit the door. Megaman and Teisel were both jostled about a bit.
>
>"WHAT are you DOING up there??" Teisel was waving a fist at Megaman.
>
>"If you'd like to try and take over in the flying, be my guest!" Megaman retorted, "I'm doing as best I can! These are totally unfamiliar controls!"

Hitomi: No… Really… Why didn’t they just bring Roll?


>"Just WATCH OUT FOR THE DOORS!"

All: And WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!!

 

Ayane: In the future, ship pilots fear attacks by Jim Morrison more than anything else.


>Megaman shook his head. He was sick of hearing Teisel's voice already. That didn't take long. As he tried to forget about Teisel and concentrate on Tron, he >wiped away sweat and went to work again. This time, he managed to get under the doors and out of the warehouse. In less than a minute, the SigmaCorp cargo >ship was out of
Tannic Island and was on its way towards Kazakh Island.

<All hum travelogue music>

 

Leifang: If you lived here, you’d be trapped in a crappy fanfic by now.


>"Let's go! I want everybody out of sight!" Glyde was shouting orders to the little number of Birdbots and the employees of SigmaCorp, "If Teisel and that kid are >coming here, I want this to be executed perfectly! We might get a chance to get three hostages!"

Kasumi: So… who would be left to pay the ransom then? Bon? The servbots?


>One of the Birdbots inclined its head to Tron, "What about her?"
>
>Glyde shook his head, "Leave her! We'll use her as bait to lure them in."

Helena: Ummm… Isn’t that what you’ve been doing throughout the entire story?


>"Yes, sir."
>
>Tron looked about. There had to be something that she could use to help her escape. Unfortunately, there was nothing in reach. There was a few knives, firearms, >the usual for an arms manufacturing company... even if it was one of the many dummy companies for the Loath Corporation. But, something caught her eye that >made her smile, despite the gag. She knew, as soon as she saw it, that she would have some use of it soon. She smiled again as she read the label on the wooden >crate: XG3 Rocket Launcher.

Leifang:<Tron> Sweet… Time to make like Claire Redfield.

 

Ayane: …the HELL?! Are they holding her prisoner in a freakin’ WEAPONS LOCKER?!!

 

Helena:<Birdbot> Hey, boss! Where should we put this highly dangerous prisoner?

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> I dunno… Just stick her in any random room.

 

Helena:<Birdbot> Uhhh… Ammo Storage #3 is open right now.

 

Kasumi:<Glyde> Yeah. Sure. Whatever.


>"So, Megaman..." Teisel said suddenly, trying to strike up conversation. The two had been silent since the last time Teisel had screamed at Megaman for hitting the >doors.
>
>"What is it, Teisel?" Megaman responded.

Leifang:<Teisel> How about them Mets?


>"Is it true?" Teisel asked, a bit of slyness in his voice.
>
>"Is what true?"
>
>"Do you like my sister?"

Hitomi: WHAT?! You’re in the middle of a FREAKIN’ RESCUE MISSION!! SAVE THE LOCKER ROOM CRAP FOR LATER!


>Megaman's face turned red. He licked his lips slightly. These were two of the subjects he didn't enjoy getting into: Tron and love. He couldn't deny it.

Kasumi:<Megaman, wailing> I *did* have sexual relations with that woman!


>"Y-yes." he said, stuttering lightly.
>
>Teisel was silent for a moment and then started laughing those maniacal laughs that he seemed to do quite often, "I can't believe it! I knew she liked you but-"
>
>"What???" Megaman looked back, "Sh-she does?"

Helena:<Megaman a la Sally Field> She likes me! She really likes me!


>"You didn't pick up on it?" Teisel asked, "I thought she made it obvious."

Leifang:<Megaman> I’m a video game hero, you moron! Romantic ineptitude is part of my contract!


>"No, not real-" Megaman began. Suddenly, a beeping on the panel drew his attention towards the problem.
>
>"What's going on?"
Teisel asked.

Kasumi:<Megaman> This thing is beeping.

 

Ayane:<Teisel> What does that mean?

 

Kasumi:<Megaman> I have no idea.


>"We're getting a signal." Megaman said, quirking an eyebrow, "Patching it through."
>
>"Teisel, this is Esling. You read me?" Aurin's voice piped up.

Helena:<Aurin, high pitched> Sorry… There’s a helium leak in here right now.


>"Yes, Aurin, we hear you. Go ahead." Teisel replied, a hint of annoyance in his voice.
>
>"Hey, listen up, Megaman's girl is powering up their ship. She's probably going to be coming to pick M&M up after you nab Tron. I'll be with her." Aurin >explained.
>
>"M&M?"
Megaman glared at the comm.

Leifang: He’s comparing him to a candy *rapper*! Ha!

 

<Ayane smacks her upside the head.>

 

Kasumi: At least it wasn’t M2M.

 

Helena:<singing> Don’t say you love me! You don’t even know me!

 

Ayane: One more line and I rip off your arms, opera girl.


>"Hmmm... all right but don't either of you get in our way!" Teisel growled, "If she dies-"
>
>"I'll be better off." Replied Aurin's voice with a snap, "Just remember, Teisel, the only reason I’m on this mission is because I’m paid to be as such. We clear on >that? See ya."

Hitomi:<Aurin> Wouldn’t wanna be ya!


>Teisel practically used every curse he could think of and then some against Aurin, who had already left the comm.

Leifang: So who were the other curses against?


>"Teisel, you can't let that guy get to you." Megaman sighed.
>
>"Why did I ever hire him anyway??"
Teisel muttered under his breath, "You don't know Aurin like I do. He'd turn on you for 100 Zenny! He's also had an >aversion to Tron from the first time he saw her."
>
>“Why?”


Kasumi:<Teisel> Probably the fact that she was drilling rounds into him with a gattling gun at the time.

 

Helena:<Megaman> Shouldn’t he be dead?

 

Kasumi:<Teisel> He got better.


>“How should I know?” Teisel shrugged, with a frown, “I told you that he was loopy.”
>
>"Odd."
Megaman replied, "Against Tron but willing to work for her? Doesn’t make sense..."

Ayane: So to recap, Tron’s dolt brother has teemed up with an apparently lobotomized Megaman to save Tron using plans provided by a treacherous twit who hates them.


>"Either way, he's not our concern now, is he?"

Hitomi: Actually, he kinda *is*


>"No... hold on." Megaman said, looking ahead, noticing finally that they were already flying above
Kazakh Island and towards the SigmaCorp building that >seemed to stand out, considering it was the tallest skyscraper on the entire industrialized island. It looked like a floating version of Kattelox's Old City. The only >difference was that this was much more lively.

Leifang: The skyscraper looked like a city?

 

Helena: They just reused the Kattelox set, hired a few more extras and threw in some CGI.


>"Unnerving, to say the very least." Teisel said, rubbing his forehead.
>
>"We're coming up on SigmaCorp." Megaman announced, "I'll prepare to dock."

Leifang:<Teisel> Prepare! Prepare! You’re always preparing! Just go!


>Teisel nodded, punching keys on a nearby console, "Right, then. Should we ask permission or just barge on in?"
>
>"I think we can forego the usual formalities." Megaman answered with a grin, "What kind of weapons do we have?"

Kasumi: They went top all that trouble to get a disguised ship and they’re just going to start blowing stuff up? That doesn’t seem very stealthy.


>"Well, you have that buster gun of yours." Teisel indicated the weapon, "But I've had to use this."
>
>Teisel pulled a pistol out of his pocket but it was modified greatly, "Tron created this. She calls it the Corona Gem. Since we couldn't sneak on one of our robots, >I'll use this."

Ayane: Corona Gem? It’s a beer gun?

 

Leifang: Yup. One shot and you suddenly appear on the beach with an urge to skip your pager across the water.


>"Good idea." Megaman nodded, "All right. Prepare for disembarking."
>
>Megaman looked forward, the entire skyline of
Kazakh Island visible from the roof of the SigmaCorp building. As the small ship continued its final descent onto >the landing pad, Teisel began to notice something, "That's odd... I would have guessed someone would have tried to find out who we are."

Hitomi:<Megaman> You don’t think this could be a *trap*, do you?

 

Kasumi:<Teisel> Nah…


>"No contact yet." Megaman rubbed his chin, "Strange, indeed."
>
>A little bump told the two-man crew that the ship had finally landed onto the SigmaCorp building.

Helena:<little bump> Okay. You’ve landed on the SigmaCorp building.


>"No guards?" Megaman quirked an eyebrow, "Now, I have a really bad feeling about this."
>
>"In any case... we're in!" Teisel exclaimed, practically tearing the belts from his figure. He clenched his hand into his fist and thrust it into the air, "Lets... DO IT!"

Leifang:<Megaman> I don’t swing that way, Teisel.


>Megaman blinked, "...ok."
>
>"Hey, you can do your catch phrase, I can do mine." Teisel said, defiantly.

Ayane:<Megaman> I don’t have a catchphrase in this series, you knob.


>"99 pieces of 'bots on the wall, 99 pieces of 'booooots." Tron was singing in her lonely boredom. Her captors were gone and she was already working on a way >out.

Hitomi: By singing?

 

Leifang: Hey! She didn’t say it was a *good* plan.


>"I'll take one down and smash Glyde's face in." she smiled sadistically, "98 pieces of 'bots on the wall."

Kasumi: That doesn’t rhyme.

 

Ayane: Well, at least she’s sort of in character now.


>"What's that?" Teisel asked as the two slinked against the walls. They had decided to take Aurin's advice and get to level 55. No contacts, no encounters, no >nothing. They were on the 55th floor, which really didn't take too much time from the roof. The elevator was quick and no one had stopped them along the way. >This was a major concern of theirs, to say the very least.

 

Helena: That and the neon signs reading: THIS WAY and THIS ISN’T A TRAP… REALLY!

 

>Now, they were looking into a large, dark room.
>
>"What's what?" Megaman replied.
>
>"90 pieces of 'bots on the wall, 90 pieces of 'booooots... I'll take one down and smash Glyde's face in again, 89 pieces of 'bots on the wall."

Hitomi: I think she’s starting to lose it.

 

Ayane:<Tron> We hates them, yes, we does, precious… Wicked, tricksy, false…


>"Is that... Tron?" Teisel widened his eyes, "TRON???"
>
>A voice from the darkness called back, "Teisel?? Is that you?"

>Teisel ran in quickly, "Yeah, it's me, sis! Hold on! We'll get you out of here before you can say-"
>
>"One more step and the girl dies!"

 

Kasumi:<Teisel> Well, that’s not the phrase I would have chosen, but what the hell.

 

>Another voice pierced the darkness like a rose thorn. The lights around Tron flashed on and Glyde stood there, holding his own Corona Gem, the he had stolen >off of Tron, at Tron's head, whom was surprised as well.

Leifang:<Tron> Holy crap! You were standing there the whole time?!

 

Helena: Man, these people are unobservant.


>"Glyde." Megaman growled.
>
>"So, the little brat is here as well." Glyde sneered at Megaman, "Well, Tron, be glad that the last thing you see will be him. Goodbye."
>
>Megaman didn't have much time to think. He snapped up his buster and blasted Glyde back before he could pull the trigger. Glyde tumbled backwards a bit. As >Megaman ran over to deal with him, Teisel began to untie Tron.

Helena:<Megaman> Looks like he took one in the head.

 

Ayane: Well, guess that means he’s all right then.


>Once she was out of the ropes, Tron hugged Teisel tightly, "Teisel, thank you so much! But, how'd you get past the traitor?"
>
>"Traitor?"


Kasumi:<Tron> You know… The traitor.

 

Leifang:<Teisel> Does this traitor have a name?

 

Kasumi:<Tron> You know… The one character with the things.


>"Flutter, this is Teisel. Bring yourselves in, Aurin!" Megaman spoke into the comm as Glyde got up for his second wind.

Ayane: Megaman’s having an identity crisis I see.


>"Damn you." Glyde growled at him, "I can see why Teisel was so frustrated with you. You're a true annoyance, boy."

Helena: Of course, Glyde and Teisel are frequently frustrated by potholes.


>With that, he quickly shot at Megaman, who retaliated with another shot. This time it hit him... erm... below the equator, if you catch my drift.

All: KOMEDY!!


>Glyde's eyes were as wide as saucers, groaning in pain. Megaman laughed, "Well, I guess now, I'm a real pain in the-"

Leifang:<Megaman> …NOSE!!

 

Ayane:<Tron> Uhhh… Try again, bright eyes.


>"Hey, Glyde!" Tron's voice echoed. Glyde looked up to be staring at the long barrel of a XG3 Rocket Launcher.

Hitomi:<Glyde> I knew I shouldn’t have left that just lying around.


>Tron glared at him, "Sayonara, Glyde." With those words, she launched a rocket straight at Glyde, who was too much in shock to move anywhere. The rocket >caught him straight in the stomach and kept on going, taking Glyde with it.

Kasumi: Instead of, say, exploding like a normal rocket would?


>Glyde wasn't going to enjoy this ride. His arms were waving about frantically, trying to stop himself and the rocket but to no avail. The rocket and Glyde both >smashed through the window and kept going and going until they both crashed into a nearby skyscraper and exploded in brilliant flames. With Glyde out of the >way, Tron dropped the rocket launcher onto the floor.

Ayane: Tron Wins…. FATALITY!!


>"Tron." Megaman said, coming up to her slowly, "Are you... alright?"
>
>"Of course I am!" she declared, brightly, "You... came for me. I guess... I... owe you one." She stared up at him, then quickly grabbed him in a tight hug, sobbing >softly against him, “Th-thank you... thank you, Megaman...”

Leifang:<Teisel> Oh, so I guess I don’t count, huh?

 

Helena:<Tron> Thank you, Mega--- HEY! Hands off my ass, you blue pervert!


>"TRON!" a voice yelled out. The three celebrators turned to see Aurin standing in the darkened doorway. He took a few steps forward, grinning, "Well, I'm glad >to see that you've been safely rescued."
>
>"Aurin."
Tron wiped her eyes as they turned to slits, "What're YOU doing here?"
>
>"Oh, not much.
I'm just playing my small part in your rescue by actually making it possible for these two nimrods to actually rescue you." He replied, sarcastically.

Kasumi: Very, very small.


>"Well, my thanks to you." She said, turning away. Aurin frowned. He had expected a bit more than that... although this wasn't exactly untypical of Tron Bonne, >being who she was. But, he noticed something... there was something red in her beautiful jet-black hair.

 

Helena:<Mint Adnade> You have lovely hair.

 

Leifang:<Arche Klane> I have lovely everything!

 

>He didn't think much of it. But, then, it moved. It moved from her head towards her back, a small stream of red light, nearly invisible, following it. As soon as he >heard the click of a gun's hammer, Aurin knew.

Hitomi: Tron was actually Sarah Conner and the Terminator had found her.

 

Ayane: See, this is why laser sights suck in crowded rooms.


>"TRON! GET DOWN!" he screamed as he lunged forward, knocking the female pirate hard into Megaman –

 

Kasumi: That seems to be happening to him a lot lately.

 

Leifang<Megaman> Thank you, Ian Jenkins! You’ve made my life worth living again!

 

>just as several shots rang out, all catching the young man in the back. Aurin cried out, stunned. The world suddenly went hazy about him. He saw Tron turn >around, looking at him with widened eyes. Her lips moved, calling his name. However, he could hear nothing as he fell to his knees and then completely to the >ground, unmoving.

Helena: Aurin has died. Quit or Retry?

 

Ayane: Looks like Rolly Vincent took him out.

 

Hitomi: You mean Rally Vincent right?

 

Ayane: Trust me on this one.


>Teisel quickly knelt down quickly beside him, “Aurin... Aurin, wake up!!!”
>
>Megaman brought his buster gun to bear at the trail of smoky-red light, "Whoever you are, show yourself!"

Kasumi:<Megaman> And turn off that damn dry ice fog machine!


>Tron looked up at Megaman then toward the direction of his buster, "That's her! That's the traitor!"
>
>Megaman blinked down at Tron, "Traitor? What traitor?"

Leifang:<Tron> The traitor! The one I mentioned earlier!

 

Helena:<Megaman> The vague, nameless one?


>"Glyde told me that someone informed him of your plan. This is it!"

Hitomi: This is the plan? It’s even dumber than I thought


>"Who was it?"
>
>"It was-"
>
>"Me... I'm afraid." a very familiar voice said as its owner stepped out of the darkness, her blond hair swaying a bit from the open window and her green eyes >nearly in tears.

Ayane:<Roll> And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!


>Megaman's mouth went dry and his buster shook as his quaking voice uttered a name, "...Roll?"

 

Kasumi: Cue dramatic music. Go to close-up. Aaaaannndd fade to commercial.

 

>(Megaman, Roll, the Bonnes, etc., are all property of Capcom. They aren't my characters. Don't sue me. I probably made any people you’ve never heard of >before. Enjoy.)
>
>Megaman Legends Trilogy

Leifang: Or at least is *was* until they made Megaman Legends: Resurrection and screwed the whole thing up.


>Episode Three: Unexpected Betrayal

Helena: Well, there aren’t many *expected* ones, are there?


>By Ian Jenkins
>
>Email: Kronosreckeryahoo.com
>
>Roll stepped into the light, her pistol still drawn and aimed at Tron. Megaman was breathless. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.

 

Kasumi:<Megaman> Who the hell does she think she is? Virginia Maxwell?

 

Ayane: Not with that marksmanship.

 

>He couldn't believe Roll would do such a thing. And Aurin... he had saved Tron even after he said he'd be better off without her.

Helena: So Roll is evil now?

 

Hitomi: I guess she’s sort of a Roll/Tron hybrid now.

 

Helena: What do you get when you mix Tron and Roll?

 

Ayane: Princess Devilotte?


>He slowly turned his head to Teisel, still kneeling beside Aurin’s inert body, "Teisel... how's Aurin?"
>
>The air pirate's face was grim, "...he’s dead."

Helena:<Teisel> …Jim


>Roll swallowed hard, "I didn't mean to kill him." Her expression, suddenly, turned to that of hatred, "Tron, on the other hand."
>
>"Roll, why?" Megaman asked quietly, "Why'd you do it?"

Kasumi:<Roll> I did it for the money.

 

Ayane:<Roll> I did it for the kicks.

 

Leifang:<Roll> I did it because that damn bitch got her own game! I’ve been around longer than her, dammit!! I’m due!!


>"Don't you get it, Megaman?" Data's voice chimed in as the little monkey hopped in, "The Bonnes have been double-crossing you since you met them... though >they've helped you before, all they care about is their own financial gain!"

Hitomi: Actually they’ve been trying to kill him since they met. The double-crossing came later.


>"I couldn't just stand by while Glyde would try to kill Tron!" Megaman said, angrily, "This time, THEY were the ones who needed help! I thought it only fair!"

Ayane: Ummm… I’m not sure I get that logic, but I’ll just roll with it… No pun intended.


>"Because you love Tron, right?" Data screamed.

>
>All in the room fell dead silent. Megaman's mouth was hung open as was Tron's and Roll's.

Kasumi: Oh *GOOD ONE*, Data!

 

Hitomi:<Megaman> Remind me to kill you later, Data.

 

Leifang:<Data> Yes, sir.


>"You LOVE her???" Roll asked, incredulous, "After all she's put us through, after all the lies, after all the times she's tried to kill you... you... love her?"

Leifang:<Megaman> What can I say? I’m a kinky bastard!


>"I..." Megaman began. He looked from Tron to Roll and knew he couldn't deny what he'd been hiding.

Helena:<Megaman> Actually… Ummm… I don’t like girls… If you get my drift.


>That was all he got through before both Roll and Tron were practically nose- to-nose and right in front of his face. He gulped slightly.
>
>"Just like you to try and get him over to your side!" Roll glared at Tron.
>
>"I never knew he did!" Tron retorted with a glare of her own.

Hitomi: I smell a cat fight in the air.

 

Ayane: This Betty and Veronica shtick is getting out of hand.


>"Yeah, right! That's why you tried to get him away from me! You little bitch!"
>
>With that, Tron slapped Roll across her face, HARD, making the gun drop out of her hand. Roll staggered back, a red glove mark on her cheek. All were quiet >for a few moments.

Helena:<Roll> You slapped me!

 

Leifang:<Tron> Yeah, bitch.

 

Ayane:<announcer> Round one…. FIGHT!!


>"YAAAAAHHHH!" Roll screamed tackling Tron to the ground and responding with a few slaps of her own along with some punches.
>
>"Tron!
Roll! Stop this!" Megaman yelled, trying to break them up.

Hitomi: Am I the only one who thinks that the whole fanfic was a buildup for this one scene?

 

Kasumi: Nope.


>Teisel was also trying, "Tron, get her off you! That doesn't look quite... right."

Leifang: I guess that depends on your point of view.

 

Ayane: …no comment.


>"You two are wasting your time." Data waddled over, "They're going to beat the living stuffing out of each other."

Helena:<Data> And if we don’t let them, we’ll ruin the only scene anyone will actually like.


>Teisel's face went grim, "There's only one thing we can do."
>
>"What's that?" Megaman asked, quirking an eyebrow.

Kasumi:<Teisel> Smack you until you quit that eyebrow crap.

 

Leifang:<Megaman> It’s a nervous tic, okay?


>A grin formed on Teisel's face, "Gamble. I'll put 40,000 Zenny on Tron."
>
>"You're going to bet on who's going to win???" Data jumped into the air, angrily doing his little dance.

Ayane:<Teisel> He’s right.

 

Hitomi:<Megaman> Yeah. Let’s blow up a robot monkey instead. It’s more productive.

 

Helena:<Data> Eep!


>"Why not?" Megaman shrugged, "All right. I'll put 40,000 on Roll, since you've already bet on Tron."
>
>"I'll bet both your 40,000 Zenny bets if they BOTH lose!" Data exclaimed excitedly.

Ayane: And I’ll bet forty grand that someone gets slammed with a folding chair before this thing is over.


>The two of them looked to Data with a weird look but then continued to watch the cat fight that was evolving.

Leifang: Insert standard Pokemon joke here.


>Tron managed to kick Roll off her, taking her down. She jumped to her feet and started to grab the rocket launcher. Roll quickly grabbed hold of Tron's foot and >tripped her up. Tron cursed as she hit the floor with a thud. Teisel and Megaman watched eagerly, cheering on their respective meal tickets.

Kasumi: …the callous bastards.


>"You're gonna regret ever becoming Megaman's girl." Tron growled as she sent her foot into Roll's face. Roll recoiled back, holding her face in pain. She was a >better builder than a fighter, whereas, Tron was excellent at both.

Helena: Okay! I call foul!

 

Hitomi: Huh?

 

Helena: Roll’s been in more fighting games than Tron has so how can she be the better fighter? Roll was in the original ‘Marvel Vs Capcom’ and Tron didn’t show up until ‘Marvel Vs. Capcom 2’.

 

Hitomi: Yeah. But that Roll was the cutesy Original Recipe version. This is an entirely different Roll.

 

Helena: Yeah, but Tron’s never fought without a bunch of machines before…

 

Ayane: Look… She’s a freaking pirate, okay? She blows stuff up for a living. Just deal with it.


>Getting to her feet, Tron snickered down at Roll, who was slowly rising, "You're so pitiful." She smacked Roll again, "You should have stayed in the garage!"
>
>Roll was angry, big time, with tear streaks down her face. She wasn't about to let some two-bit pirate take her down!

Kasumi:<Ruby Heart> Hey! That’s not nice.


>"SHUT UP!" she yelled, slamming a punch square into Tron's face. Teisel, Megaman, and Data all cringed. That was a nasty shot. Tron flew backwards to the >ground, stunned.

Leifang: Hey! Vs. game physics!


>Roll rubbed her knuckles. That hurt. Tron had a hard head, as it proved earlier, in her own humble opinion. Tron, bloody lip and all, slowly stood to face Roll, on >the point of going homicidal, "That's it... no more Miss Nice Pirate! I've had it with you!"
>
>With renewed strength from somewhere, Tron hurled herself at Roll, kicking, punching, biting, as Roll was fighting back the same way.

Leifang:<CardCaptor Schlueter> Daaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnn…

 

Helena: Well, I’m glad someone is getting something out of this.

 

Hitomi: Not since Sakura Kasugano and Karin Kanzuki fought in the rain has Capcom delivered such a fanboy inspired battle!

 

Kasumi: I was wondering why Tecmo bought me that schoolgirl uniform.

 

Ayane: They got you one too, huh?

 

Kasumi: Yeah. And they told me to be sure to use lots of kicks while wearing it. I’m not sure why.

 

Ayane: I’ll explain later, sis.


>"Ooh." Megaman winced, "This is getting bloodier than I thought it would."

Leifang: Well, Capcom has been trying to play up the blood and guts angle since Resident Evil was a success, I guess.

 

Kasumi: And then we made a killing on a volleyball game and made them look really dumb for wasting all that time on building the better zombie.

 

>The two girls tussled about on the ground, practically turning a mere catfight into an all-out brawl. Roll aimed and kicked the pirate three times into her stomach. >Tron fell back, clutching her stomach as if it were bleeding.

Helena:<Tron> ACK! Damn ulcer…


><No! > She thought, <I'm not going to be beaten by this girl! >
>
><She's down for the count! > Roll thought, <She's weaker than she lets on. >
>
><Tron or Roll?
> Megaman was also thinking, trying to decide, <Both are good-looking... and... I love both. But... Roll, I love more like... a sister.>

Helena:<Megaman a la Kuno> I cannot decide! I would have them both!

 

Leifang:<Megaman> But you know what they say, incest is the best! Put your sister--<WHACK!> OW!!

 

Ayane: Knock it off, Kozue Kaoru.


><That little blonde isn't that bad looking.> Teisel mused, <Her name's Roll? Heh... I think I'm going to learn as much as I can about her.>

<All stare blankly>

 

Helena: Roll… and TEISEL!?

 

All: EWWWWWWWWWW…

 

><I'm hungry! > Data’s mind whined, <Ee-eek! >

Helena:<Data> A mouse!

 

Hitomi: How can he be hungry? He’s a flippin’ *robot*!


>Tron's eyes scanned the nearby ground, trying to find something that could be of use. She groaned as her stomach started gurgling again. She would pay that >blonde bitch back for that. Suddenly, her eyes shone as she saw something lying under a junk pile. She reached over to retrieve the hammer and got to her feet.

Kasumi:<Tron> It’s HAMMER TIME!


>Roll, before that, had grabbed the metal folding chair that Tron had been previously tied precariously to. She folded it back up so that she could carry in easily and >waited and watched.

 

Ayane: Hey! Can I call them or what?

 

>Tron had moved a little bit to a junk pile and pulled something out. Roll quirked an eyebrow, frowning.

Leifang:<Roll> I learned that from Megaman. Did that look right?


>"Tron?" She asked, "What's that?"
>
>"You'll see." Tron smirked and turned to slam the hammer into Roll's skull. She did so but not before Roll's metal chair slammed into her face. The two stood there >for a few moments, stunned as their weapons were at each other's heads. Then, simultaneously, the two fell back, twitching slightly. But they didn't get up.

Helena:<announcer> DOUBLE K.O.!!


>"Aww." Megaman and Teisel groaned as Data jumped for joy, "80,000 Zenny! I win! Whoo-hoo! Ee-eek!"

Kasumi: Never mind that Roll and Tron are both dying of brain hemorrhages as we speak.


>"Stop holding me back, Teisel!" Tron squirmed in her brother's grip, "Let me kick her ass!"

All: GAH!!

 

Kasumi: Wow… Either she recovers fast or we missed a jump cut.


>Teisel shook his head, "Oh, no. Both of you have done enough fighting today. Besides, I'm not going to lose any more money in a lost gamble."
>
>"That explains why Data's jumping around." Roll scratched her head, not even wanting to go back into another fight.

Ayane: Hello? Someone get a doctor? Head injuries, anybody? Hello?


>Megaman stood in the middle, between Tron and Roll, as to stop Tron from getting her hands on Roll, "Look, you two... it was real sweet of you two to fight over >me and nearly kill each other in the process." he said, rubbing his neck, "But, you two have to understand that I love both of you!"
>
>"WHAT?" came the response from the two ex-combatants.

Helena:<Megaman> We can move to Salt Lake City where this is all legal! It’ll be great!

 

Hitomi: Roll and Tron looked at each other briefly, then nodded and proceeded to beat the living daylights out of Megaman.


>"Yeah." Megaman sighed. He turned to Roll, "Roll... I've known you all my life. We've been together for our entire lifetime. That's why I love you as a sister... as >we were brought up to be like, y'know?"

Kasumi:<Megaman> Kind of like Alex and Luna… Okay, bad example.

 

Leifang: Of course, at one point she *was* his sister, but that was another universe entirely, so let’s skip that.


>Roll was quiet. She knew he was right but she just couldn't say anything at this point. She merely looked at the ground, taking a sudden interest in her shoes.

Hitomi:<Roll> These are so adorable. I got them half off, you know.


>"I've heard enough." Tron sighed, turning away, "Megaman, thanks for rescuing me but I don't see how something like this can work out."

Leifang:<Megaman> Really…? Oh… Say, Roll, about what I said a minute ago.

 

Helena:<Roll> Fat chance, blue boy.

 

Leifang:<Megaman> Crap…


>Megaman glanced over at Tron, who was still ranting, "The next time we meet each other, you really should know that I'm not going to hold back if you get in our >way! You understand what I'm saying?"

Hitomi:<Chris Tucker> DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?


>Megaman grabbed her arm to turn her towards him, "Tron... shut up." With those words, he planted a kiss directly onto her lips. Tron was taken by surprise but >couldn't bring herself to break away from his kiss. This had been something she had been dreaming about since she had met him. Now, it was finally a reality! She >moved into his embrace and threw her arms around his neck as she kissed back, passionately. The rest just stood and watched until Teisel spoke up again.

Kasumi:<Teisel> YOU SICK BASTARD! LET GO OF MY SISTER!!


>"Uh, guys... we, uh, seem to be attracting attention from some reporters." he said, a hint of panic in his voice as he looked outside to the airship fluttering outside, a >cameraman's video camera rolling. Voices from down the corridor seemed to be getting closer and closer, "We have to get out before we arouse suspicion!" The >two ignored him and continued with their passionate kissing.

Ayane: Real sensitive, Megaman. You just broke Roll’s heart and now you immediately start necking with another girl, ya big tool!


>"They've been lip-locked for almost two minutes!" Data was jumping up and down, "They have to breathe SOMETIME!"
>
>Something beeped in Tron's pocket and she cursed herself silently. She broke away from the kiss for a second to retrieve her comm, "What is it!?"

Helena:<Tron, mimes tapping something on her chest> This is Bonne to Enterprise. One to beam up.

 

Leifang: So, reporters don’t get Tron’s attention, but her pager does.


>"Babu-babu! Baaaabuuuuu." Bon's voice came on over the comm.
>
>Tron's face went pale and she was angry, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE WATCHING ME ON TV??"

Kasumi: Smile, Tron! You’re on Candid Camera!


>"Uh, Tron." Teisel gestured to a small TV set at the back of the room, showing Tron kissing Megaman... or vice versa.

Ayane: Who’s kissing who? You viewers at home figure it out. I don’t give a damn.


>"Absolute chaos here on
Kazakh Island, Bill!" the reporter's voice was heard from the airship, "SigmaCorp HQ was assaulted today. The owner, Glyde Loathe, >has been reported as missing, and now we're seeing the Bonnes and Megaman in the same building... embracing?"

All: GROUP HUG!!

 

Hitomi: Oh, now they’re even *posing* for the cameras


>Tron and Megaman's faces both turned red in embarrassment. This was too much. But, the worst was yet to come.

Leifang: The fanfic had been slated for a sequel.

 

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


>The voices and their owners suddenly burst into the room. All eyes went wide. It was what they had hoped to avoid: newspaper reporters.
>
>"Megaman!
Megaman! Jim Reinquest, Kattelox Times. How long have the two of you been together?" one reporter asked.

Helena:<Megaman, looks at watch> About three minutes now.


>"Uh, well, I." Megaman began.
>
>"Gerald Calhoun, Ryship Press.
Is it true that the two of you have been bitter enemies? Does it bother you at all that you're dating someone with no sense of >morality or good taste in clothes?"

Ayane: Ouch…

 

Leifang: Obviously, this guy’s never seen any of Tina’s outfits.


>"HEY!" Tron yelled, angry. Teisel, Roll, and Data all stood back, watching the scene unfold before them, amused.
>
>"Should we give them our input?" Roll giggled.

Kasumi: She’s taking being dumped very well.

 

Helena: Hell, Tron’s taking Roll’s murder attempt very well.


>"Nah." Teisel grinned, "I think they can handle it."
>
>"Ki-ki!"


Helena: Oh, for fun… It’s a wacky sit-com ending.

 

Hitomi: It’s nice of them to be so lighthearted, what with Aurin’s body still lying there in the hallway with six bullets in him.


>The hounding reporters never stopped, "Frank Dellis, Calinca Star. Have the two of you ever had sex?"
>
>"WHAT?" came the replies of the two questioned.


Leifang: The future of news reporting shaped by Paris Hilton, ladies and gentlemen.


>"Just being thorough!" Dellis replied, backing away.
>
>"That's it! I've had enough of these questions!" Megaman said angrily, "No comment! No comment! Get out!"

Kasumi:<Megaman> Can’t we just flee the scene of a crime in peace already?!


>As Megaman prodded the reporters out with his buster, Tron flushed red, "Megaman... I."
>
>He grinned at her after closing the door, "Don't worry about them... say, Tron, do you think... maybe... we could go out on a date sometime?"

Helena:<Megaman a la Kuno> Fair lady pirate! I would date with thee!


>Tron blinked, "A date? Where would we go?"
>
>"Oh, I don't know." Megaman tapped his chin, thinking, "Oh, say...
Amor Island? I hear the sunsets are very beautiful."

Leifang:<Megaman> And there’s this really nice hotel there…

 

Hitomi:<Teisel> HEY!!


>Tron blushed and rubbed her cheek, "I'm... not sure."
>
>Megaman, seemingly the charmer, bent her back and planted another kiss, this time, deeper, "Mmmm... how about now?"
>
>Tron opened her eyes slightly, "Yes... how's Saturday?"

Ayane: INTENSE… DATE SETTING… ACTION!!

 

Kasumi:<Roll> Ummm… Shouldn’t we be going? I think the cops are coming.


>"Fine with me." Megaman smiled as he kissed her again.
>
>"What a scoop!" a voice cried and several cameras flashed.
Megaman and Tron broke off to see several reporters from their airships, snapping pictures. >Megaman fought the urge to take down each and every one of those ships. He glanced back at Tron, "I'll pick you up at 8?"
>
>"Sounds fine."
She replied, "I think we'd better leave so we don't attract anymore attention to ourselves?"

Leifang: Of course, you just let them know where and when you’re meeting again.

 

Kasumi:<Ruri Hoshino> These people are idiots.


>"Good idea."
>
>With that, the lot of them headed up for the landing pad to their respective ships and took off, to get away from the flying paparazzi.

Hitomi: Flying paparazzi? Sounds like a circus act.

 

Helena:<singing> They fly though the air with the greatest of ease…


>TWO DAYS LATER

Kasumi:<Gary Shandling> Okay, two days just past…


>"Well, look on the bright side, Megaman." Roll said, cheerfully as Megaman gaped at the paper onboard the Flutter, "You're back in the headlines again!"
>
>"I didn't MEAN I wanted to be in the papers like this!" Megaman cried, "Look at this headline: FAMOUS DIGGER SUCKS FACE WITH INFAMOUS >PIRATE CHICK!"

Helena: Yeah. That sounds like a professional newspaper headline to me.

 

Hitomi:<newspaper> JIMMY LIKES SALLY! WILL HE ASK HER TO THE PROM? DUUUUUUUUDE!!


>"The price of forbidden love, Megaman." Roll smiled, "Eternal disgrace."
>
>"Tell me about it." Megaman sighed, "Let's see: DIGGER HERO SECRET PIRATE LOVER? What the hell! These guys are bending the truth completely!"

Leifang: Yeah! He’s not keeping it a secret at all!

 

Ayane: I see even in the future the New York Times still uses the same headline writer.


>"Hmmm." Roll mused, reading another headline aloud, "This one must be for the supermarket tabloids only: MEGAMAN VOLNUTT CARRYING PIRATE >BABY!" It was kind of cute, in a demented way, showing Megaman holding a baby with a pirate hat and eyepatch.

Kasumi: So… Tron got *Megaman* pregnant?!

 

<Long pause>

 

All: Ewwwwwww…

 

Ayane: It’s official. I’m going to be sick.


>Megaman snatched the paper away from Roll and nearly ripped it completely in half, "Whaaaaat? Oh, these people are SICK!"

>
>"Now, now, Megaman.
Let these papers say all they want. We both know the truth." Roll smiled at him, "Besides, it doesn't damage your reputation as a Digger, >now does it?"

Helena: He’s dating a wanted criminal, I think that can tarnish his image quite a bit.


>"Well... no... but it completely destroys any opportunity to go out in public without someone asking me questions like that." Megaman sunk down on the couch, >Data dancing on the table.

All: Ewwwwwww…

 

Ayane: Someone PLEASE kill him!!


>"Let's see what the news has." Roll said, flipping on the TV.
>
>"Yeah.
Let's see what dirt these guys have on me." Megaman added with on a bitter note.

Hitomi: Hey… Are they still in the SigmaCorp building? Where the hell is this scene taking place?


>"And in other news today." the news anchorman spoke, "Police have arrested several members of the SigmaCorp Corporation after it was revealed that they had >been fronting for an amass of illegal operations for the black market. As you well know, the owner and CEO of SigmaCorp, Glyde Loath, was believed killed in >what was labeled a terrorist attack by the Bonne Family and more surprisingly, the famous digger known as Megaman Volnutt."

Leifang:<anchorman> President George W. Bush said he would not rest until the terrorists were stopped, unless it interfered with his golf game.


>"WHAT?" Megaman stood abruptly.
>
>"Though it is clear that there is a relationship between Volnutt and Tron Bonne, police are on the lookout for both the Bonnes and Megaman Volnutt to be brought >in for questioning. When we come back from this commercial break, a cute story about a three-legged dog who saved a baby."

Kasumi:<anchorman> And we’ll also have weather, sports and a new magazine feature to fill some air time.


>Megaman flipped off the television and sat down on the couch, shaking lightly, "THAT will be what damages my reputation as a Digger."
>
>Roll sat down beside him and hugged him, "We'll get through this... don't worry, Megaman. I believe in you... I always will."

Hitomi: Ummmm… She does realize he dumped her, right?


>"They've twisted the story so far!" Tron growled as she read the headlines of the newspapers, "We need to watch out for the police now! I'm worried about >Megaman, though... Teisel? TEISEL! Are you listening to me?"

All: GAAAAHHH!!

 

Leifang: …the HELL?! Are they in the same room together?!


>Teisel wasn't listening. He was writing a letter, actually, "Dear Miss Roll Casket, I've been awestruck by your beauty for some time now and-"

Ayane: We’ve secretly replaced Teisel Bonne with Racewing. Let’s see who notices.

 

Helena:<Tron> Teisel… When did you start carrying a giant spatula?


>"TEISEL!!!!!!" Tron shrieked.
>
>Teisel jumped, dropping the letter, "H-h-huh? What is it, Tron?"

Kasumi:<Tron> It’s a letter, but that’s not important right now.


>Tron glared at her brother, "Teisel, you bonehead! We have a serious problem here! We're going to be nailed by the cops sooner or later!"
>
>Teisel chuckled, "Tron, we've dealt with the police before. Besides, they only want to ask us about what happened at SigmaCorp. Now that they know that it was >a front for Loath's operations, they will probably believe what we tell them to believe."

Leifang: Yeah. It’s not like you’ve done anything *else* they could arrest you for.


>"I worry, though." Tron said, "If they don't believe us, Megaman will be dragged down with us."
>
>Teisel sighed, "Tron... I know you love him but we can't do anything about him. At this point in time, we can only worry about ourselves. You know Megaman is a >resourceful fellow. He can take care of himself."

Ayane:<Tron> Which is more than can be said for you.

 

Helena:<Teisel> Exactly… HEY!


>Tron sighed as Teisel put his arm around her, "Don't worry, Tron. Keep your chin up."
>
>She smiled lightly as she embraced her brother, "Yeah... thanks, Teisel! C'mon! Let's find ourselves some more money!"
>
>"That's the spirit!" Teisel grinned.

Hitomi: What a wonderful commitment to piracy they have. Jack Sparrow would be proud.


>Armored fingers drummed a large wooden desk. Their owner stared at the newspaper in front of him, "So, it's been confirmed. Glyde is dead."

Kasumi: Yeah. Being blown apart by a rocket will do that.


>"I'm afraid so, sir. It was Tron Bonne's doing." A Birdbot said, somewhat nervously.
>
>"So I've seen in the news reports. Those two lovebirds would make excellent servants... don't you agree?"

Leifang:<Birdbot> Ummmm…. No.

 

Ayane: Anyone who spends a great deal of their time blowing your stuff up will probably not make a good employee.


>"Mr. Loath... are you sure?"
>
>Lex Loath chomped on his cigar and laughed, "Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Of course I'm sure! We've both seen what the little missie can do and that Digger boy knows >how to fight well. I'm sure we both know what assets they can be, hm?"

Kasumi:<Birdbot> She hates your guts and they both just blew up a huge chunk of our organization, sir.


>The Birdbot nodded, "Yes, sir. What should I do?"
>
>Loath sat back, the chair creaking under his weight, "We'll let them be for now. Let's see how this whole situation develops. Then... we'll make our move. With >those two little powerhouses on our side, there won't be anything that can stop us from taking over the entire world!"

Helena: And if you listen closely, you can hear the Umbrella executives rolling on the floor, laughing and wetting their pants.


>The corridors of Loath's ship, the Black Eagle, echoed loudly with the sound of raucous laughter from inside Loath's quarters.

Hitomi: Because you’re not a villain without an evil laugh.

 

Ayane: I seem to get by without it.


>THE END

 

Kasumi: …or is it?

 

Leifang: I hope so.

 

Ayane: Come on, sis, we have a match to get to.

 

<They exit the theater.>

 

**

THE BEACH

 

            A few spectators had turned up for the match that afternoon, but generally there weren’t many people around during the volleyball games on the island except for a few males who were interested in the players more than the game.

            Kasumi had taken off her sarong and wrapped it around her kodachi before tucking both under a nearby palm tree along with Ayane’s tank top and shorts. Ayane was off by the net warming up with a few stretching exercises.

            “I wonder where the other team is,” said Kasumi.

            Ayane scowled and put her hands on her hips. “Really… Whoever they are they’re late,” she growled.

            Just then Kasumi spotted two figures running towards them. “Oh! Here they are!” she said.

            Two girls of roughly equal height finally came to a halt. The first had long, somewhat unruly blond hair and was wearing a dark red bikini and an unusually large red cap. The other girl had shorter black hair and wore a dark purple bikini. A group of small robots resembling Lego men were trying to catch up to them while carrying their equipment.

            “Sorry we’re late,” said the blonde. “I’m Roll Casket and this is my teammate, Tron Bonne.”

            Ayane twitched.

            “Nice to meet you,” said Kasumi cheerfully.

            “Miss Tron!” called one of the servbots in a high-pitched voice. “Number twenty-five punctured the volleyball!”

            “Did not!” a second servbot retorted.

            “Knock it off! All of you!” Tron scolded.

            “So who wants to serve first?” asked Roll trying to ignore Tron’s argument with her robots.

            Ayane twitched again. “I’m going to *kill* that green haired freak…” she grumbled under her breath.

 

 

**

THE REAL END

**

 

 

               First of all I want to thank fellow MSTer and video game fanboy, Racewing (http://racewing.anifics.com), for reviewing the original draft of this MSTing and whose comments inspired the closing host segment. Also, DOAXcess (http://www.neotaku.com/doax) who provided the names of all the various swimsuits of the DOA girls. I realize that most of my readers don’t pay attention to these little spin-offs of mine, but I hope someone is reading them anyway. Personally, I just do these for fun and to get a break from the usual CCST3K cast.

 

               Until next time,

               CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

   

 

 

Season One:

 

1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

     (Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

 

Season Two:

 

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

 

            Season Three

           

            21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

            22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

            23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

            24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

            25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

            26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

     (Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

28) The Ranma ½ Cast Does CCS-A Ranma ½/CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Matthew Cline

29) Megamon X-A Pokemon/Megaman X Fic By Brock Shale

30) Hotaru Goes To Hogwarts-A Sailor Moon/Harry Potter Fic By Saturn Angels

             

            Season Four

           

            31) The Bubblehead, The Jerk And The High School-A Sailor Moon/Gundam Wing Fic By Jayde Summers

                               (w/ short True Search-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By SparkleOfEnergyHeidi)

            32) Find You Again-A Vision Of Escaflowne Fic By winged angel

            33) The XXX Files-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Reanna R. King

            34) First Release-A CardCaptor Sakura/Ranma ½ Fic By Wishbringer

            35) Bubblegum Card-Ep. 3.1415-A Bubblegum Crisis/X-Men Fic By Kris Overstreet            

            36) The Black Hole-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

            37) If You Only Knew-An Angelic Layer Fic By LRPLI Little Rabbit

                               (w/ short  Teaching Aeris-A Final Fantasy VII Fic By Sirius Dogstar)

            38) Asuka Vs. Godzilla-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Austin Covello

 

 

            Deep Fried SPAM: 

           

            1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net

            2) Now Offering For Your “Sensitive” Delight… New And Improved!

            3) Why RPGs Should Be Severely Censored And Devoid Of Character Development

           

            Specials:

-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea    

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 1-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-Summaries Of Suffering Vol. 2-A CCST3K Spin-off By Ciircee and Chelle-Sama

-X-01: The Beginning-A Manga Translation By Tonghyun “Vajra” Kim and Edited By Iain Sinclair (MSTed with April Hamilton)

              

            Other MSTings:

            Totally Spies Theater 3000:

            Season One:

 

1)      What If Meowth Was A Girl?-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

2)      Sailor Trigger-A Sailor Moon/Chrono Trigger Fic By Sailor Koban

                   (w/ short BB Hood’s Rampage-A DarkStalkers Fic By FlamingSmileyFace)

3)      Believe-A Street Fighter Fic By Blackjack Gabianni

4)      Beverly Hills Zombie-A Totally Spies Fic By A Psychedelic Leviathan and The Fighting Jesus

 

 

            The CCST3K Magical MSTery Mini-Series Collection:

 

            Li Clan Chronicles:

            1) Obsession (Part 1)-A CardCaptor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

 

            Dead Or Alive: Xtreme Fanfic MSTing:

            1) Megaman Legends Trilogy-A Megaman Legends/Misadventures of Tron Bonne Fic By Ian Jenkins

 

 

>"Megaman, can you hear me?" Teisel's voice sounded with a sigh, "Next time, you might wanna wait AFTER we've put the stairs up to reach your ship's door."
>
>"Ugh."
Megaman slowly opened his eyes, "That hurt."

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